Session 2 - One Shot

Join Ben, Addy, Case, Shawn and Corey as they continue their adventures.

Music: http://www.purple-planet.com

Outline

️ Introduction & Weight Loss Challenge Overview (00:00 - 03:44)

• Introduction to Certain Point of View podcast and hosts Ben Milton and Addie Thomas.

• Discussion on the ongoing weight loss challenge, including personal attempts, tactics (e.g., KFC vs smoothies), and Patreon involvement in voting on future challenges.

‍️ Player & Character Introductions with Game Mechanics (03:44 - 09:28)

• Dungeon Master (Case) dispenses experience and announces that all players have leveled up.

• Individual players introduce their characters: Sean as Fendir Pickup, Ben as Phallus Vazkiller, Corey as Hoof, Addie as Foeshu.

Session Recap & Setting Scene Post-Previous Adventure (09:29 - 19:48)

• Recap of last session’s key events: post-Death Star celebration turned Imperial ambush.

• Players begin navigating amidst ongoing chaotic battle.

️ Imperial Shuttle Combat & Tactical Movements (19:49 - 29:29)

• Players strategize on dealing with Rebel attacks and attempting to reach Star Destroyer Alpha for reinforcements.

• Players consider bluffing about engine troubles to delay enemy fire and create opportunities to escape.

Combat Escalation & Tactical Communications (29:30 - 40:06)

• The team continues evasive maneuvers amid dogfighting with TIE and X wings.

• Preparation for docking with rebel forces, switching frequencies to rebel communications, rallying help.

Rebel Contact & Boarding Rebel Ships (40:07 - 51:59)

• Players ultimately connect with rebel forces, identifying an ally pilot 'Pace Springfield' in Yellow Squadron.

• Escalating battle conditions as Star Destroyers prepare to unleash firepower on trapped rebel capital ships and transports.

‍️ Resolution & Rebel Alliance Integration (52:00 - 58:48)

• Negotiations with Commander Codswallow upon arrival at the rebel cruiser encounter some conflict.

• Players prepare to depart in Y-Wing or bomber-class ships with hyperdrive capabilities to rejoin the fight.

Transcription

00:04
Speaker 1
Welcome to Certain Point of View, your first step into a much nerdier world. Be sure to subscribe, rate, and review the podcast on itunes. Just go to certainpov.com thanks. And now your hosts, Ben Milton and Addie Thomas.

00:22
Addy
Hey, nerf herders. I'm Addie Thomas.

00:24
Ben
And I am Ben Milton.

00:25
Addy
Thanks for joining us. We got another episode of Certain Point of View today.

00:27
Ben
We're.

00:28
Addy
We're doing the Star wars rpg. We're continuing more. More of the adventures in our Star wars rpg. But before we get to that, just want to quickly tell you about, well, the weight loss challenge. We'll go with that first.

00:39
Ben
I'm already laughing in anticipation for the episode. I'm so excited. Let's just blow through this real fast. Kind of like the food that's been going through me recently because I have not stopped eating or changing my eating habits at all. If you're on Team Ben, I'm Team Ben. I'm sorry I'm failing you.

00:54
Addy
Needs to abandon you quickly like Browns fans should have done, like, 20 years ago.

01:00
Ben
It's a little early to say that I can still pull this out.

01:03
Addy
You know what happened today while you were eating kfc? I had a smoothie.

01:08
Ben
Yeah. But I had. I had. I had a salad for lunch and a banana.

01:12
Case
And you had kfc.

01:13
Addy
You got an eight piece meal.

01:15
Ben
I didn't eat it all. I ate seven of the eight pieces.

01:20
Addy
Yeah. All right, all right. Original recipe. Not even grilled.

01:23
Ben
You could have got the grilled chicken. You know, that was an option. I honestly didn't know that was an option at kfc. I'm not going to lie.

01:29
Shawn
Doesn't KFC stand for kidney failure Check.

01:32
Ben
It feels like it right now. I'm not gonna lie. I feel awful heading into this thing. So look, I apologize. I apologize. If you're on hashtag Team Ben. It's not going well. Okay. But we'll turn it around this week. I promise.

01:43
Addy
You're fortunate that I have such a long way to go.

01:46
Ben
Oh, and you are so fat. I'm so lucky.

01:51
Case
Yeah.

01:51
Ben
Because I can still beat you at pretty much any fee that we decide.

01:54
Case
So if we have a.

01:55
Ben
We have a thing on our Patreon page where people can vote for what they think we should do and leave comments for what we should do.

02:02
Addy
Right now, we're looking at doing, like, monthly challenges. We're not ready for 5k just yet, but we want to get those in there. But we want to come up with fun games, things that other people can do.

02:10
Ben
You want to do. You keep bringing up the 5K. I have no desire to do a 5K.

02:14
Addy
That's why you're going to lose.

02:16
Ben
I'll still beat you. But so, but most people have voted. Who have voted so far. Not a lot of people have voted, but a couple people have voted so far. And so far it's just a straight weight loss challenge, buddy. Yeah. Which you're winning at the moment, I assume, because the other day you said, I've actually lost £11 in one day.

02:31
Addy
Yeah, okay, whatever. I'm just moving on from that anyway.

02:36
Case
That.

02:36
Addy
That's the narrative you're choosing to push right now.

02:40
Ben
Alternative facts. Yeah.

02:41
Addy
You can find out more about that on our website, certainpov.com while you're there. You can also find out what we're doing as part of Patreon. You can be a part of that. All of that again is on our website. You can find all our social media there. Again, certainpov.com before we go any further case, our Dungeon master.

02:58
Ben
Go ahead, Take it away, you magnificent bastard.

03:00
Case
Alright, thanks guys for joining us yet again. So I sent out experience to everyone based on the last session. It was a pretty long session. So you guys actually all leveled up now. We did most of the leveling up before the. Before we got on the air. The only thing I wanted to do live is I wanted to go through and roll your increased vitality points. Oh, cool. So we're going to go around and give us an opportunity to introduce ourselves for the listeners and who you're playing and what you look like. So, Sean, we got you.

03:39
Shawn
Yes. Hello, everybody.

03:42
Ben
Hi, Sean.

03:44
Shawn
I am also known as Fendir Pickup. Ithorian, scout, male, tall and very handsome for my race and I.

03:55
Addy
What defines handsome for an Ithorian?

03:58
Ben
The eyes have to be really far apart.

04:00
Case
I was just gonna say that.

04:05
Shawn
Yeah, that's all I got for that. Sorry.

04:08
Case
A certain amount of mucus running down the center.

04:11
Ben
Yes, yes. The moister the better, that's what I always say.

04:17
Shawn
And I have a deep connection through a shared faith with foe. And I'm a natural pilot. But I must confront my fear of hyperspace.

04:26
Addy
Wait, wait, it's hyperspace? I thought it was just heights in general.

04:30
Case
Well, the actual thing that he rolled was he has a deep fear that he has to confront. And then early on he made a joke that it was flying and we just ran with it and he kind of modified it to hyperspace, which makes way more sense considering that he's a pilot.

04:42
Addy
Yes, I like that.

04:43
Case
Okay, so it works. I am picked. I envision him as having, like, some sort of, like, hyperspace accident, because they probably happened. And.

04:50
Addy
Yeah, and up at, like, a religious ba. Boracas.

04:53
Shawn
And up to this point, everyone doubts my direction and my opinions.

04:58
Ben
Dude, I will never question your distance. Guessing.

05:04
Shawn
That you can question. That's okay.

05:08
Addy
Well, if you know anything about cannibals, I'll trust you on that. Netflix, not so much.

05:12
Case
So, Sean, so your character is a scout, and you get a D8 for your vitality, so you rolled a 4, so you're gonna add that to the 8. So just for the moment, put that down as 12, and we'll go up from there. Okay. I'm so excited. All right, Ben, you've already been introduced, but why don't you explain who you're playing?

05:30
Ben
I am playing a Fringer, Human Fringer by the name of Phallus Vazkiller.

05:37
Addy
And if you didn't know, he's a dick.

05:39
Ben
With a name like Fallas Vazhkiller, you kinda have to be.

05:43
Case
No matter how differently I spell it still comes.

05:49
Ben
He keeps trying to change it.

05:50
Case
I'm like, no, I keep making a failure as Voshkiller. Kind of like Han Solo versus Han Solo.

05:56
Ben
I'm old school, baby. He's old school from the. From the Outer Rim where I come from. That's how we pronounce it.

06:01
Cory
Flying solo this time. He wakes up from every coma with a chubby.

06:06
Ben
You say that like it's a bad thing.

06:08
Case
I don't know.

06:08
Cory
Ask Addie.

06:09
Case
He's the one that knows. Oh, I'll get my eye on it. Yeah.

06:15
Ben
So Addie's got a crush on me. I am a. I. I actually view Addie as a rival, because the way I see it is his use of the Force, like, gives him a leg up on everybody else around us, and.

06:28
Case
I don't think that's fair.

06:29
Ben
And so I'm trying to one up him all the time. All right.

06:32
Case
And get a leg up on him.

06:33
Ben
No, he's trying to get a leg up on me. I'm not. I don't. Not that love is unrequited. I also believe that there's a secret project going on. I'm not sure what that secret project is, but I believe it's out there. I am the Fox Mulder of this.

06:48
Case
Group, God damn it.

06:49
Ben
How about that? All right.

06:54
Case
So you're Fringer. You have a D8 also for your hit Die. So give that a roll. Add it to your vitality.

07:00
Ben
Score seven.

07:01
Case
All right, so I think you're at a 10 before. So it's 17. I put it down here.

07:04
Ben
Word.

07:05
Case
Yeah, for the time being. We'll update it for the future sheets. Alright, we're coming back around to Corey.

07:11
Ben
All right.

07:11
Cory
My character is a Gungan and Hu flung dung is my name. And my aspiration, my dream was to be a singer and that failed. Tried to come out with a song called Oppa Gungan Style and it did not go well. Some Koreans stole my words and then made a hit YouTube video. So I ended up enlisting. And so here I am.

07:34
Addy
Can we make a music video? Can we make a Gungan style music?

07:37
Cory
You know, I feel like I do.

07:37
Addy
We got the Gundam mask now.

07:39
Cory
That's true.

07:40
Ben
That's true.

07:41
Case
Something that I wanted to talk about off air. Not on air.

07:45
Addy
It's a tease case.

07:46
Case
Yeah.

07:46
Ben
This will be for exclusive for our Patreon listeners.

07:50
Addy
Oh, no, there's nothing exclusive about that. I'm hoping that'll go viral.

07:55
Cory
That will not take long to go viral.

07:57
Case
Yeah.

07:57
Shawn
Yep.

07:58
Cory
And then my dream will come true.

08:01
Ben
Misa back.

08:03
Cory
And so what else do you want me to say? Me and Addie are close because we both feel like were both slighted by a commander.

08:12
Ben
Yep. Why is everybody like Addie but me? Well, because I know the longest. Because you're unknown to. She had the longest.

08:21
Addy
That's true.

08:23
Case
Okay, so, Corey, so your character is a soldier. So you have a D10 for your vitality. Oh, shit. The downside is that unfortunately your constitution modifier is a negative. So you're taking a minus one because you have toughness, which is. We house ruled to work like the Pathfinder version. So you're getting a point per level. So instead of a negative two, it's just a minus one. Minus one from what you had the previous level.

08:52
Ben
So just roll the dice. It'll tell you.

08:53
Case
Roll the dice. Subtract one, add that to your sheet.

08:58
Ben
Boom. Eight.

08:59
Cory
I like these dice.

09:01
Ben
I did that with a die. 8. Come on, man. What you got? I mean 10.

09:06
Case
Are we comparing sizes right now? I'm not saying.

09:08
Ben
I'm just saying. I'm just saying I was able to do more with less.

09:13
Cory
Just a tip.

09:14
Ben
Just a tip.

09:18
Case
All right. And coming all the way around to our gracious frontman.

09:24
Addy
Anyway, so I'm the Keldor. If so, that's like Plo Koon, if you remember, from. From the prequel trilogy. I'm a Force user.

09:33
Case
You're basically the Predator, just a little bit slimmer.

09:38
Addy
Well, slimmer. But I also have breathing issues, so.

09:40
Case
Like the predator.

09:41
Addy
Yeah. So like a nerdy predator.

09:43
Case
Yeah, you're like a nerdy predator. Like, complete with dreadlocks. Like, you're just the predator.

09:48
Ben
Yeah.

09:48
Addy
But it's easy for me to get into character with those breathing issues, so that really feels natural to me. Unfortunately, I have a thing for Ben, so. Yeah. And he likes to pretend he's not into me, but it's pretty obvious he is.

10:05
Ben
I'm so not into you, dude. We'll see.

10:09
Addy
I'm working on getting my effect mind score up pretty high, so see how those Force powers.

10:16
Ben
Maybe it'll affect my mind, but it ain't gonna affect the thing you need.

10:20
Case
Then from here to the end, every. You're just gonna. You're just gonna want to take Iron Will, But.

10:32
Ben
Yeah.

10:32
Addy
So I'm the Force user of the group.

10:33
Case
Yeah. All right. So you also, I believe, are a D8 hit die. So give that a roll. Add it to your current vitality. Score one.

10:40
Ben
No.

10:42
Case
Nice.

10:43
Ben
Best roll ever.

10:45
Case
With the new dice that we all got, would someone or actually would all of you be so kind as to give me a D20 roll?

10:52
Ben
13. 16.

10:55
Addy
12.

10:58
Case
All right, 16. I heard. So that was Addie, right?

11:02
Ben
Yes.

11:02
Case
All right, Addie, would you be so kind as to give a recap for what happened last session?

11:07
Shawn
Yeah.

11:08
Addy
So last time on Star wars, the rpg.

11:11
Ben
We had been waiting to say that, haven't you?

11:14
Addy
No, not at all. I was expecting someone else to win the role, to be perfectly honest. Anyway, so last time were kind of gathering. We're partying after the defeat of the first Death Star. We're celebrating. Ben's being weird about celebrating. Yeah. In his own way. Thalius was celebrating and was caught off guard with a big heart on as were attacked by the Imperials. So he had to run around with that for a little while. Whereas Hallmarder Ithorian Fender pickup over there was really successful at getting people out through the right stairwell. In fact, I didn't know there was 13.

11:51
Cory
That's right.

11:52
Addy
That's right. He got. Got us through. We hu. Flung. Dung and I were up in the. The guard towers. We had to get down. We. We made a pretty valiant effort for the. For the landing pad. None of us decided. Even though we headed for the gun turrets. No one actually fired a turret, but had some sort of weird circumstances with a fire extinguisher.

12:12
Ben
I tried. Yep.

12:13
Addy
And I don't even know what Ben did, but it wasn't successful. But either way, were Able to fly off and escape and then crash in the forest. We got out. Only the four of us survived. Apparently, were 10 clicks away from the base. We're still not sure about that. There was an Outpost 7 that nobody else heard about.

12:41
Case
That scout, he scouted them all.

12:45
Ben
But.

12:45
Addy
As only survivors, went off towards some smoke. We found a campfire where some cannibals were. But we decided to head to the Imperial base. And were able to distract them long enough, get into the armor, the two of us that could fit, and bring the other two as prisoners on. And somewhat sloppily, were able to escape.

13:06
Shawn
But were still.

13:07
Ben
Yeah, thanks for the grace of our dungeon Master.

13:11
Addy
Keep on rolling.

13:14
Case
Give me another roll. You're getting closer to failing. Give me. Get still closer.

13:20
Ben
How did you roll? A negative roll.

13:24
Case
All right. And with that, you guys escape into space. As you breach the atmosphere of Yavin 4 and the Blue gives way to the black of the stars, you start to see fighting going on. There's still TIE fighters, X Wings, there's Star Destroyers, there's rebel capital ships and transports still stuck in this system. And you start hearing, like, all kinds of radio. What are your reactions as you guys are coming up and you're starting to see this whole.

13:55
Addy
We need to calculate for a hyperspace jump and find out, like, what system.

14:00
Case
Do we need to go to?

14:01
Addy
Or what's the fader?

14:02
Ben
Do you remember where we're supposed to rendezvous at?

14:06
Addy
Did we have a rendezvous?

14:09
Ben
Vendor, do you know, do we have a rendezvous? Or, like, are we just gonna go into deep space and just find a.

14:13
Case
Planet to hang out at? Everyone give me.

14:17
Ben
Give me.

14:18
Case
Just straight intelligence checks. Anyone who got over a 10 remembers that the rendezvous point for everyone is Argonar.

14:27
Ben
Well, I'm glad I asked because I had no idea. Argonar.

14:29
Case
Yeah.

14:30
Ben
Fender, can you get us to Argonar?

14:33
Shawn
If you knock me out before we get into hyper speed, yes.

14:37
Case
And with that last A shot.

14:39
Ben
Oh, really?

14:40
Addy
He asks.

14:42
Case
A shot hits your ship, and you guys see an X Wings firing upon you.

14:48
Ben
Oh, crap. That's right. We're an Imperial ship. Damn it.

14:53
Case
Your shields, fortunately, are up because Fender is terrified of going up into space, so he made sure that everything was at full defensive mode. So the X Wing flies past, you see TIE fighters, actually swoop in and start to see. Scare away the X Wings that were coming for you.

15:09
Ben
I never thought I'd be so happy to see TIE fighters.

15:11
Addy
I know, right?

15:12
Case
You start hearing a lot of radio chatter. Do you guys try to tune into that. Like, there's a lot going on and it's really hard to see.

15:19
Ben
Yes, we do. I do.

15:21
Case
Okay.

15:21
Ben
Give me the radio.

15:22
Case
So you. Imperial shuttle. Imperial shuttle, we need you to travel over to Star Destroyer Alpha. Bring all prisoners. Bring all prisoners. If transporting supplies, head to Star Destroyer Beta. Respond. Respond. Copy that.

15:44
Ben
We have two prisoners. We will head to Starship Alpha. Star Destroyer Alpha.

15:51
Case
That's pretty weird that you messed that up.

15:54
Ben
Yes, it is. So we just got attacked by an X3 actor. Leaks. Just.

15:59
Addy
Just don't say we have a reactor leak.

16:01
Ben
We just got attacked by a TIE fighter. It shook me a little bit. I'm sorry. Won't happen again.

16:06
Case
It's okay. We've got people out there doing coverage.

16:08
Addy
Thank you.

16:09
Ben
Thank you, sir.

16:09
Case
Send out your coordinates. We'll send more. More TIE fighters to escort you.

16:12
Ben
Not necessary.

16:13
Case
Not necessary.

16:14
Ben
I think. I think you scared them away.

16:15
Case
I think we're good. I think we're good. Okay. As you guys start to sort of, like, get a bead on things, you. You look out and you see that there is a lot of, like, chaos going on. And you know that if you modified your tuners, you'd actually be able to pick up some of the rebel chatter and possibly with some sensors, you might be able to see some stuff.

16:35
Cory
I wish I would have majored in computer use like I had originally planned to.

16:39
Case
Jesus.

16:41
Addy
Well, this is back you had to your music career.

16:43
Ben
You had a dream. You had a dream.

16:46
Case
I thought you had a decent computer skill. You tried using it during the skill challenge last time.

16:51
Ben
No.

16:52
Addy
Yeah, you too.

16:53
Ben
Do I?

16:53
Addy
Yeah, because you tried using it when.

16:54
Ben
You were at the turret. Yeah, you're gonna reprogram the turrets for some reason.

17:00
Addy
Oh, that's why I didn't major in computer use.

17:02
Case
I'm gonna go fire this gun. Computer use.

17:07
Ben
My favorite joke from last time was diplomacy.

17:13
Case
All right, so you start, like, messing with it. Or so Felius, you start messing with it and you can't get a lock on anything. You just hear static and like, you start to hear a couple voices, like. But it just keeps on fading out and.

17:26
Ben
Anybody else know how to use this thing? Oh, no.

17:31
Case
Hoof shoves you out of the way and starts typing.

17:35
Ben
Dude.

17:35
Case
Okay, so hoof, you start typing away at it, and all of a sudden, like, some of the signals come into play. It's like, this is Commander Code Sloan. We are being routed by Imperial forces.

17:48
Ben
Apparently also suffering from a stroke.

17:53
Case
And hey, poof and foe. Commander Crowdswallow is the superior who sent you guys to die.

18:00
Ben
Oh, shit.

18:02
Case
This guy. Our ships are positioned themselves as shields to the transport vessels, but we are unable to get out of position. TIE fighters are engaging us and unfortunately the transport cannot get a direct beam out of here. If any rebel ships are available, we would appreciate assistance. Assistance?

18:24
Ben
We're in a fucking shuttle?

18:26
Addy
Yeah, I mean, I guess we could take on extra passengers. I mean, but. But we're gonna. They're gonna start attacking us as soon as that happens.

18:35
Shawn
I had to take on passengers in space airlock.

18:39
Addy
We do it on rebels. I think we can.

18:41
Ben
Yeah, we can totally do it.

18:42
Case
Hoof, give me another computer use roll.

18:45
Ben
What we gotta do is just get out of here.

18:48
Cory
So it's 18.

18:49
Case
You're able to get the navigation computers up and you're able to get radar fixes on where all the different ships are. And as you do you see on certain transponders, SOS frequency is being boomed out. You can look out and of your window and you can see that those are damaged rebel ships. They're just floating lifeless in space right now. Their hulls have not been completely breached. I don't want to say that everyone is dead on it, just that the engines are not functioning.

19:18
Addy
What do we do?

19:19
Ben
Guys, question for the Dungeon master. How many people does our ship hold? Like how many people can fit on our ship really? Is this like the usual like tri wing Imperial shuttle?

19:31
Case
This is. It is a version designed for to be deployed in a system. So you do not have a hyperdrive on it? No hyperdrive. No hyperdrive on the ship.

19:42
Addy
So we gotta get another ship? Yes, very.

19:46
Ben
What a wonderful piece of crap you've chosen.

19:48
Case
It can carry about 20 people real slow in the back area. It's clearly designed to either carry troops or cargo.

19:59
Shawn
So we able to get onto a larger ship that does have hyperspace.

20:02
Case
Funny you ask because a fleet of TIE fighters come to swoop around to sort of guard your position as you head towards Star Destroyer Alpha. They sort of come around your position and they signal it's like you're clear to move.

20:24
Ben
We're having little engine problems from the X wing attack.

20:27
Case
Give us a second.

20:28
Ben
We're trying to fix it.

20:31
Case
Roger that. Do you need any engineers to be brought over?

20:35
Ben
Give us five minutes and I'll let you know.

20:38
Case
Roger that. They take up flanking positions around you guys.

20:43
Ben
All right. We decide what to do.

20:45
Addy
I think we gotta get on that Star Destroyer and hope.

20:47
Ben
Are you out of your damn mind? The bosses do terrible things to me.

20:51
Case
Hey, those experts are scared away by the way. But they're on their way back. There's three are coming at you guys.

20:56
Ben
What are coming at us?

20:57
Case
X Wings. X Wings. Two of the TIE fighters move into position to sort of block the shots that are coming for you. But blasts are starting to come through.

21:06
Ben
Any ideas? I'm open for ideas.

21:07
Case
They whiz by and miss you.

21:08
Ben
Oh, thank God.

21:10
Case
But they're strafing Run. They pass by and it looks like they're gonna start coming back.

21:15
Cory
All right.

21:15
Ben
We gotta get out of here. We have to get out of here. We're not gonna make it. Wait. Can we hail your former commander guys and see if they can give us any brand of protection? Can we send a coded signal to them that. That the Empire wouldn't be able to receive?

21:34
Case
It would be very difficult for the Empire not to receive it. And the second they're aware that you are not Imperial troops. Damn it. You can try.

21:44
Addy
I mean we have a lot of. Like none of these ships have a bead to get out of here. So us getting on a rebel ship isn't gonna.

21:51
Ben
Doesn't help us much.

21:53
Addy
Like.

21:53
Ben
Are we gonna steal a Star Destroyer? Is that what's about to happen? Oh my God. Let's do it. Head to the Star Destroyer.

22:03
Case
It's good to see that your. Your engines have engaged.

22:06
Ben
Yeah. We have a great pilot on board who's really able to help us get it going. We will head to Star Destroyer Alpha. Thank you for the escort.

22:17
Case
No problem, friend. Say, what kind of prisoners do you have?

22:22
Ben
We got a Gungan. And what the are you?

22:25
Addy
No, we have an authority.

22:26
Ben
Oh, an Authorian and a Gungan.

22:28
Addy
I have a Stormtrooper.

22:29
Shawn
Actually. Gungan is. Are you wearing the armor too?

22:32
Ben
I'm wearing the armor.

22:32
Addy
Two of us are wearing armor.

22:33
Ben
Yeah.

22:34
Case
You only knocked out two guys. Yeah, we have an Authorian and a Gungan. Good. We have orders that we want to keep everyone and interrogate them.

22:43
Ben
Oh. These two will chatter up a storm. Once you get them talking, especially the gun, you won't shut the hell up. Yeah, you suck.

22:55
Case
Is he still conscious?

22:56
Ben
Not for long.

22:58
Case
And then just slam something down. Oh, I gotta work on that. Those guns are a tough lot. But yeah. Just make sure that he's kind of delirious when he gets there.

23:12
Ben
They're annoying. How do you tell?

23:15
Case
All right. So you guys are being escorted to the Star Destroyer.

23:19
Ben
We're fucked. Another.

23:22
Case
Another fleet? Or another squadron of X Wings take a strafing run on you guys?

23:29
Ben
Kill us. Please kill us.

23:31
Case
Are you Guys doing anything to defend yourselves. You have your shields up, but that's.

23:37
Shawn
Evasive.

23:38
Case
There are rear gunners on this?

23:39
Ben
Oh, there are?

23:40
Case
Yes. Are you gonna gungan?

23:44
Addy
I don't know if we. That means we're gonna have to. We're gonna have to shoot at the real. We really want to shoot on our own.

23:50
Shawn
Guys, at this point, I just need to perform evasive maneuvers.

23:54
Addy
Yeah, I like that.

23:55
Ben
I.

23:55
Addy
Can I trust Fender?

23:57
Case
Okay, so Fender, give me a pilot check.

24:01
Cory
Should I just fire randomly so they look like we're trying to.

24:06
Shawn
13.

24:06
Addy
Okay, so everybody on accident, we shoot a TIE fighter.

24:12
Case
So hoof, you get into position, firing off shots, but you're. You're clearly missing.

24:16
Ben
Yeah.

24:16
Case
Okay, cool. And then Fender, you. You did a roll. What'd you.

24:20
Shawn
13.

24:21
Case
13. Okay, so you avoid some of the shots. They don't. They don't intend to entirely hit your. They don't hit the shield frequently, but a couple shots do get through. But you're. You're evading it and you're sort of moving along. A couple of the TIE fighters break off and get into a dog fight with the X wings that attacked you guys right now. So you've got two TIE fighters left with you as you're moving towards the Star Destroyer.

24:47
Ben
This is our chance, guys. If you can shoot these TIE fighters out, we can make a break for the rebels.

24:54
Addy
But again, what do we do? Since we don't have a hyperdrive, we.

24:58
Ben
Get one of the rebel ships that does and get the hell out of here.

25:01
Case
You guys are starting to get closer to the Star Destroyer.

25:02
Ben
If we don't.

25:03
Case
10 minutes, you'll be within range of their. Their normal weapons, and you're certainly within range of their long distance weapons.

25:09
Ben
This is our only opportunity. Otherwise, we're getting on that Star Destroyer and we will never get off of it alive. You need to shoot those TIE fighters. We have two guns. Who's in the other turret?

25:21
Case
Probably. Oh, no, sorry. I meant there's a rear gunner and it's two barrels like.

25:25
Ben
Gotcha.

25:26
Case
Yeah, there is a front gunner, but it's not the free moving style one gotta aim my pilot. Basically, yeah, whatever you're facing.

25:37
Ben
How are the TIE fighters? The two TIE fighters positioned around us?

25:40
Case
They are a little bit ahead of you at the moment. Fender has maintained the illusion of the engines having some trouble. And so I've hiccuped a little bit to also justify not getting shots off the.

25:50
Ben
Actually, here's a. Fender, here's what I want you to do. I want you to like make it look like we're having some engine trouble. And then spin us. And spin us around so we're facing the rebels. Okay. And then stall the engines for. For, like, 10 seconds, guys.

26:06
Case
You got, like, 10 seconds before you're gonna be in range of the star.

26:09
Shawn
Roger.

26:10
Ben
All right, when we turn around, shoot those. When he starts shooting, punch it. Get us to the rebels. Ready? Okay, so I'm ready.

26:18
Shawn
Go.

26:20
Case
Okay, give me a pilot check.

26:21
Ben
I'm going to get on the radio. We're having some engine problems. We're having some more engine problems.

26:27
Case
Okay. Heat 12. He tries to do the spin, but he actually doesn't quite get the jets right. And you kind of, like, list in space, so you go from, like, sort of facing towards to being at a weird angle. You're fortunate you let off with the bluff. So people are like, oh, that's appropriate. They don't respond to it immediately. Okay. It's like, are you sure we can have a crew on here? We don't have time to have ships just floating around. Understand?

26:54
Ben
Yeah, go ahead and I guess start sending somebody.

26:57
Case
Fender, get us the fuck out of here.

27:00
Cory
And I'm not in shooting range, right?

27:01
Ben
No, they're not.

27:02
Cory
Is his force strong enough to make the bullets curve? Can you curve the bullets like in that movie?

27:06
Case
Movie? There are no bullets.

27:09
Addy
He's not watching.

27:10
Ben
He's not watching rpg. And he is definitely not Angelina Jolie.

27:21
Addy
Can I use move object to. To move, like, to. To force move one of the TIE fighters into another and crash the two against each other.

27:27
Shawn
Holy.

27:27
Ben
Wow.

27:28
Shawn
Getting ahead of yourself, man.

27:29
Case
You're crying.

27:31
Addy
Like I'm not that powerful. As a force of death.

27:33
Case
You. And you will take a hit of vitality damage for two.

27:39
Ben
Do it. We got a med pack.

27:41
Case
Yeah, I know, right?

27:42
Addy
That's what I was thinking, too.

27:43
Cory
Yeah.

27:43
Case
All right, so you're trying. You're gonna try this very. You have three med packs. Difficult effort. Okay.

27:47
Cory
Three times, Eddie.

27:48
Case
Okay.

27:49
Ben
Please let this kill him.

27:52
Addy
14 plus three.

27:53
Ben
So 17.

27:54
Case
Okay.

27:56
Ben
Let it kill him. Let it kill him. It won't kill me.

27:58
Case
Okay, so you don't shy outright.

28:00
Ben
You don't die outright. Is that what you just said?

28:02
Case
Yes. And you take two points of vitality damage. Okay. And. Sorry, what was the check that you did?

28:10
Ben
Yeah, it's not bad.

28:10
Case
17. 17. They don't crash into each other, but one wobbles and is knocked off of its course.

28:21
Ben
So you just nudged it.

28:22
Case
Yeah.

28:23
Addy
You take two right now make another pilot check.

28:25
Ben
Come on, Fender. This is our chance, buddy.

28:27
Shawn
Plus, 7, 22.

28:30
Case
Okay, that's enough to start, like, getting you into position. All right, failures. Get on the horn and start bluffing as best you can to sort of distract them.

28:39
Ben
All right, we're still having engine problems. Do you guys have that guy coming? The engineer coming. We are really struggling out here. Life support is starting to.

28:46
Case
You guys are in opposite positions. What. What just happened to you?

28:48
Ben
Life support is starting to fail. Send the engineer now.

28:52
Case
What's going on? All right, now if you're going to shoot, you're going to start shooting now, and then you're going to have to punch it.

28:56
Ben
So both of you don't this up.

29:00
Case
Give me an attack roll and.

29:02
Ben
Or.

29:02
Case
And Fender, give me a pilot check.

29:06
Shawn
Oh, sweet.

29:07
Addy
Oh, yes.

29:09
Cory
Seven lucky sevens. Lucky sevens.

29:13
Addy
What's your modifier?

29:16
Case
Just do your base attack bonus plus your decks.

29:17
Ben
All right, help me out here.

29:19
Case
So 11. Okay, cool. So you. You strike the shields on the TIE fighter that had sort of drifted off because of Adi's force push.

29:29
Ben
Wow, that is impressive.

29:30
Case
So it is actually a really magnificent energy display. Like, no direct hit, but the effect is actually sort of cool to look at. And your Gungan's eyes. This is great.

29:41
Ben
Rebels. Rebels. Yeah, Rebels.

29:46
Case
But you hit their shields. Okay, so you. You. Fender, you did an amazing pilot check. You exactly engaged all the thrusters and hit the exact mark so that you didn't fly off course. And now you are gunning it. Where are you guys going?

30:01
Ben
Oh, shit. Back towards the rebel transport fleet.

30:10
Case
The ones that are engaged or some of the ships that are lying out there?

30:15
Ben
Oh, no. Fuck those guys. They're dead. Ones are engaged. The ones who have actual hyperdrives.

30:21
Case
Okay, Failures, shout and start barking some orders since you seem to be the voice.

30:25
Ben
Okay. Shoot those goddamn TIE fighters down. You keep getting. You get us closer to the rebels.

30:32
Case
What? There's a gunman and those guns. I know.

30:35
Ben
We're having some problems. Get us some help. Get us some help.

30:38
Case
The TIE fighters turn and start chasing after you guys. At this point, another squad of X wings starts to swoop in. They initially fire shots at you, but they also see that the TIE fighters are firing shots at you now and decide to start firing at the TIE fighters.

30:57
Ben
Yay, Rebels.

31:00
Case
The X Wings miss you guys on their initial run because they're awful shots. And they start hitting. They hit the TIE fighters?

31:07
Ben
Yeah.

31:10
Case
The TIE fighters are intact, but their shields have definitely been hit. And you can.

31:14
Ben
TIE fighters don't have shields.

31:16
Case
Yeah, they do. What are you talking about?

31:19
Ben
All right, Star wars fan, are you failed. I was trying to get them destroyed. Shut up.

31:26
Case
If the TIE fighter that you struck, their shields before that one is actually. You can see that it. It takes a hit. It's just singeing on the outer hull, but it has taken some damage.

31:38
Ben
Shoot that much. Shoot again.

31:39
Cory
Shoot it again.

31:40
Ben
Big money, Big money.

31:41
Case
No whammies.

31:43
Ben
What is that?

31:44
Cory
Plus my attack.

31:46
Case
What was it last? 11?

31:47
Ben
So 12.

31:49
Case
Okay. You strike one of the side panels of that same TIE fighter, and you actually knock it off. So you damage it enough that you know for a fact that it's going to have some trouble maneuver. Maneuvering as it comes after you. Oh.

32:03
Ben
Shoot again.

32:03
Case
Hold on, hold on.

32:05
Ben
Calm down, Champion.

32:06
Case
Yoshi, what are you doing right now?

32:08
Shawn
Shit his pants.

32:10
Case
People are starting to panic. Like, in the. In your craft room. There's a lot of energy going on. It's really weird. And you know that the X Men aren't sure what. What they're seeing. However, there's a lot of information to take in, and a lot of this is outside of the range of computers, especially since apparently the only one who's good at using computers is currently occupied firing guns.

32:30
Addy
So can I. I want to be able to sense, like, what needs to be like with the transport ship right now. I want to be able to sense what. What we can do to be able to get on there and get a ship, like, what's available to us. Okay, so we know what we're gonna get into.

32:49
Case
Yeah, so give me a check on that one.

32:55
Addy
Five.

32:56
Ben
God damn it. Addie.

32:59
Case
Take a point of vitality damage.

33:02
Addy
Oh, wait, hold on. Does Wisdom, Modifighter, or any of that.

33:06
Case
It should be written in already for your skills if it's.

33:08
Addy
Oh, right, right.

33:10
Case
Because it's not just your ranks. It's your ranks plus your modifier.

33:12
Addy
So it does include that.

33:14
Ben
Hold on. So eight is hard.

33:17
Case
Eight. Okay, so you take the point of vitality damage anyway. Well, no, that's the cost of doing the ability. But you are able to detect, at the very least, when you sort of, like, expand your consciousness out there, you see that there are three rebel transport ships that, unfortunately, are being pushed into positions because of the capital ships or the rebel capital ships. They're like the Hammerhead ships that we saw in Rogue One. They are in shielding positions, but unfortunately, their positioning means that they don't have a straight shot out without either going faster than, like, into the moon of Yavin, the planet of Yavin, or into the sun. So you can. You can perceive this in A way that has only been described to you. However, you are not able to discern that much more information.

34:12
Case
They are, however, being mostly harried by TIE fighters. The Star Destroyers have not gotten into position yet to let a barrage loose. However, they are moving in that direction. And you think that within, say, 20 minutes, they will be in position to open fire upon the rebel ships, which are substantially smaller and would not be able to survive the barrage.

34:32
Addy
So we need to clear out the TIE fighters that are.

34:36
Ben
Okay.

34:38
Addy
That are walling them in so we can actually. So we can help them and create a lane for us to be able to make the jump to hyperspace.

34:46
Ben
We're in an Imperial shuttle, which means.

34:50
Addy
It'Ll take a second. Like, it may delay them when they're attacking us so we can take out some more TIE fighters.

34:57
Ben
Take out TIE fighters? This guy can't hit one.

35:00
Case
You guys are still tuned into the Imperial radio and you hear an alert that your transport is. Has been compromised and that has been taken over by Rebels.

35:08
Cory
Are there any fire extinguishers on board I can try to get.

35:16
Ben
How far are we from the rebels? Like, how long is it going to take us to get to the Rebels?

35:21
Case
Maybe five to ten minutes.

35:22
Ben
Oh, God. Really? That far? Yeah.

35:27
Shawn
That's a lot of clicks.

35:30
Case
Fortunately. Well, for one thing, you're very close to the Star Destroyers, which, like I just said, it's going to be about 20 minutes before they're in reach. And on top of that, they're kind of spread out. So you are near the Imperial sort of like base, the cluster that they sort of form the Rebels. The transporters that are trying to get free are probably about as far away as they could because otherwise they would have already been laid waste to. And you can see that there's small pockets of rebel ships, particularly like squadrons of TIE Fighters, or not TIE Fighters. Pardon me, squadrons of X Wings and A wings that are engaged in some of these small groupings of TIE fighters sort of spread out, but you have basically two big regions of ships, the Star Destroyers and the rebel capital ships and transports.

36:19
Case
Everything else probably has gotten clear at this point. It was enough for it to go from night to day in the evacuation. So this is like the tail end of it.

36:26
Ben
Okay, I want you and me to switch places.

36:31
Case
I'm gonna shoot.

36:33
Ben
I want you to. I want you to compute. Use your computer genius to contact the Rebels and ask for assistance as we fly our way back, okay? Tell them who we are. Change to whatever rebel frequencies there are so that we can get There. I will start shooting. I'll take the gun and start shooting.

36:55
Case
To try and keep the TIE fighters off on us.

36:56
Ben
Okay, done.

36:59
Case
Fender, give me a pilot check.

37:02
Ben
We're gonna die in deep space. You know that, right? Yeah. This is glorious.

37:06
Case
I can hold my breath.

37:07
Cory
16.

37:08
Case
Okay, you've got a straight course set and you're moving towards them. However, you're not being super evasive at the moment. TIE fighters have turned and are chasing after you guys right now. X wings have moved to engage the TIE fighters and if you can infer, but you have not actually confirmed that they are aware that you are a rebel controlled vessel.

37:30
Ben
Okay.

37:30
Case
All right, TIE fighters are moving into position.

37:33
Cory
I need to shoot them.

37:34
Ben
I want to shoot them.

37:34
Case
Okay, good. You're moving into the gun. So first. All right, so make a mo or so you're getting into the gun position. So you're going to fire off the first shot at disadvantage because you're just basically hopping in to fire the shot. So roll twice. Take the worst result.

37:52
Ben
8. 8.

37:53
Case
8 total for your shot. Okay, so you fire off shots and they just.

37:58
Ben
Eight or nine.

37:59
Case
The two TIE fighters that are in pursuit are still chasing after you, even though they're evading and ducking away from X wings that are engaging them. TIE fighters from the Star Destroyers are now moving into your position, including one that was clearly supposed to be a repair vessel, but instead has, like, let loose. Like, its armaments have deployed, and it's going to start firing at you shortly. All right, cool. So show. What are you doing right now?

38:25
Ben
Use your magic powers. Help us, Obi Wan Kenobi.

38:30
Case
You're our only hope.

38:31
Addy
Oh, my God.

38:34
Ben
I don't want to be a Jedi. I want to be a real boy. So.

38:41
Addy
So we tried this before. I'm gonna try this again.

38:44
Ben
Don't. Don't we.

38:46
Addy
We had illusion back down on the planet.

38:48
Case
Oh, okay.

38:51
Addy
I want.

38:52
Ben
Turn us into the Millennium Falcon.

38:55
Addy
Yes. With a big, like, holo image of Luke Skywalker coming out from it and.

39:00
Case
Do it.

39:03
Addy
And have it fly in the other direction.

39:06
Ben
Wait, what?

39:07
Addy
Okay, well, create an image of, like, a set of X wings.

39:12
Ben
Okay.

39:12
Case
This will work better if you can do something that'll create additional distractions so people aren't some explosions.

39:18
Ben
Create some explosions.

39:20
Case
Okay.

39:20
Shawn
Yeah. So.

39:24
Addy
Yeah. So if we create a set of explosions that's like that. That.

39:29
Shawn
Damn it.

39:30
Addy
I'm trying to think of where they're coming from on us, and they fly right out of that set of explosions.

39:37
Ben
Yeah.

39:38
Case
Okay, give me a spot check. All right, so also Hoof, give me a spot check.

39:45
Cory
Done.

39:47
Ben
Done. Like you've done anything. I already did that. 21.

39:54
Cory
No, what I said was dumb because I only rolled a six plus.

39:58
Case
Do you want to modify.

39:59
Cory
No, it was eight minus two.

40:02
Case
Okay, foe your eyes, look around the room. Fender is piloting the ship, and Fous is firing off the shots.

40:11
Ben
Pew, pew.

40:12
Case
Your eyes catch a pair of fire extinguishers on the wall, and then they move over.

40:21
Addy
No, no, no, no.

40:22
Cory
I can do this.

40:23
Case
And then your eyes dart over to an airlock.

40:27
Ben
What? No, no, no. I can do this. No, no. Oh, crap.

40:36
Addy
So you're gonna set off the fire extinguisher, and you're like. And the X wings emerge out of that.

40:46
Case
We got this. The force is strong in this one.

40:48
Ben
Oh, dear God.

40:50
Addy
What about the telepathy on the pilots? I can't use it on enough pilots.

40:57
Case
Yeah, yeah.

40:58
Addy
That's all I got.

41:01
Cory
I learned from the first round how to do it right this time.

41:05
Addy
Oh, thank you.

41:06
Case
Okay, so you've clued and Hoof, and the two of you grab the pair of fire extinguishers and put them in the airlock.

41:12
Ben
Rebels.

41:13
Case
Rebels. You open up the other side of the airlock, and they fly out into space. Behind you. Failius. You see these two fire extinguishers. Let's give it a shot. 10. Okay, because these are just two not evasive, bright red fire extinguishers. You get a shot off, and you successfully hit them.

41:40
Ben
Yes.

41:41
Case
And it explodes in this white mist with bits of foam. But the foam is small globules that are just sort of out there at this giant snowflake in space. And that's when Fo shou.

41:58
Ben
This is your chance, eddie. Stay on target.

42:01
Addy
16.

42:01
Case
Okay. And that's when Fosho plays with the mind of one of the TIE fighter pilots. And he sees, emerging from this snowflake in space, an X wing. And he takes evasive action. He fires off several shots, and it actually hits the shields of the other one. And that you can. You can hear over the radio. It's like, hey, what's going on? Did you. Did you see that X wing? What X wing? What are you talking about? And then other actual X wings swoop in, and because they've been distracted, they're getting shot at and taking severe damage. And now the dogfight is on and behind you and behind this, like, snowflake in space. And you guys have been cleared to move on as you race towards go.

42:40
Ben
Fender gas. Give me another Pilot check.

42:46
Shawn
Hold on to your rebel butts.

42:51
Ben
Space is like a bot.

42:56
Case
Finger, keeps a steady course. And you, when you guys are moving, you've got maybe two more minutes to go before you're getting in close. However, not all the rebel ships are aware of what you guys did, so you're gonna want to notify them as you get in close. TIE fighters are engaging, and there's a.

43:15
Ben
Big fleet that you're moving into. I guess I'm better at getting shit together. Means I'll show you. Wait, am I right?

43:22
Case
You sound like a box of chocolates. So first give me a computer use check to get. To get on the frequencies for the rebels.

43:28
Ben
Oh, oh is right because it's a six plus. I mean, it's a two plus four.

43:37
Case
So you just get static for a minute there. Okay, you guys are getting closer.

43:41
Ben
Where's Padman?

43:44
Case
A squadron of TIE fighters have broken off. Two are heading towards you from the cloud of TIE fighters that are engaging of these capital ships. They are coming at you from the front.

43:53
Ben
Oh, balls.

43:55
Case
I can't shoot those, so you have to take evasive action. Let me get a pilot check on that one.

44:01
Ben
You can do it.

44:03
Shawn
19.

44:04
Case
All right, so you do this very cool spin around as shots kind of go through each of the spokes of your vessel.

44:10
Ben
Yippee.

44:11
Cory
And they pass.

44:14
Case
They pass by, or the two TIE fighters pass by you.

44:18
Ben
This is my chance.

44:18
Case
Yes. Give me an attack.

44:19
Ben
Rolls. Yes.

44:23
Case
No.

44:24
Ben
Yes.

44:25
Case
No.

44:25
Ben
4.

44:26
Case
All right, you totally missed them.

44:31
Ben
Rebels.

44:32
Case
Rebels.

44:34
Ben
Poof.

44:34
Case
Give me another computer use to see if you can get on the right frequencies.

44:37
Ben
Come on. Oh, wait.

44:39
Case
17. All right, you're able to, like, get it over and you can hear rebel communications going on. Do you guys say anything into the radio?

44:47
Ben
Anything? Damn it. We need help.

44:51
Addy
We're rebels.

44:51
Ben
Television. We're rebels.

44:52
Case
We're rebels.

44:53
Ben
Don't shoot at us.

44:54
Case
Give me a. Give me a diplomacy check.

44:59
Ben
Oh, no, he's right. 11.

45:02
Case
Okay, you see a group of X wings that were part of the defense of these capital ships break off and begin to engage the TIE fighters that are starting to move towards you. You guys are still on the run from the two that got that already attacked you. Okay, does anyone else do anything? Or rather, does anyone who's not either firing or flying the ship do anything?

45:23
Ben
That's you, Addie. Yeah.

45:24
Addy
Can we see, like, can we. Can I identify, like, what squadron of.

45:28
Cory
X wings those are?

45:30
Addy
So, like, if we can identify if they know if we know anybody who's there?

45:34
Case
Use. Yeah, give me enhanced sense Check.

45:38
Shawn
Addie shitting his mask.

45:44
Ben
14. Actually, yeah.

45:56
Case
One of the TIE or one of the X Wing pilots is a friend of mine. Yours? It's Pace Springfield. And he's.

46:07
Ben
Does he like Jesse's girl? Jesse's girl?

46:11
Cory
You wish he had it.

46:13
Case
He's a member of Yellow Squadron, and he's part of the group that broke off to go after the TIE fighters. So you can sense his presence amongst the group. You could potentially relay this information to Hoof and he could try to, like, message them.

46:29
Addy
Need to talk to Yellow Squadron, Hoof, Pace Base, Springfield.

46:35
Ben
Do I need to roll?

46:36
Case
No, give it a diplomacy check, but you're going to do it with advantage. I need an advantage right now.

46:44
Ben
I want new dice.

46:45
Case
So roll twice. So roll twice and take the better of the two results.

46:50
Ben
All right.

46:51
Cory
Rebels 6.

46:52
Ben
16. Rebels. Rebels. Rebels 19.

46:56
Case
Okay, what do you say to him? Hey, buddy, what you doing?

47:01
Ben
What you doing?

47:04
Case
What do I say to him? What does Hoof say to them? Help us. Say it right.

47:10
Ben
Say it right. I can't.

47:23
Shawn
It puts the lotion on the skin.

47:28
Case
This is a time of stress. We agreed during times of stress. Give me a pilot check while we're at it.

47:38
Addy
Everybody has said this entire game.

47:41
Shawn
11.

47:41
Case
Oh, my God. You're just going on the straightest but slowest route possible to this thing.

47:45
Shawn
Slow and steady wins the race.

47:48
Addy
Oh, he gets us all. He's flying casual.

47:50
Ben
He's playing casual.

47:54
Case
It's so in character, it's terrifying. My characters. I have shitty roles.

48:02
Ben
Oh, this is fantastic.

48:04
Case
So say it right.

48:08
Addy
I can now.

48:09
Ben
You can do it. Help us. Make it quick.

48:12
Addy
Like Nestle.

48:15
Case
You hear over the voice of Pace going like. Is that.

48:18
Ben
Who?

48:19
Case
Who from, dummy.

48:20
Ben
Lisa here.

48:23
Case
I'm coming.

48:23
Ben
Who? I'm coming.

48:26
Case
Is Faux Show.

48:27
Shawn
There is that Roger Rabbit.

48:32
Ben
Hoof, is Faux show with you?

48:34
Case
He hasn't been accounted for.

48:35
Ben
Mississoyo. Misasoyo. Hand in the microphone. What the hell?

48:44
Case
I'm a coming, buddy. X Wings flying.

48:53
Ben
I'm gonna show you.

48:56
Case
This is not a video podcast, buddy. Hey, those two TIE fighters are coming back towards you guys.

49:05
Ben
Oh, hold on. Get them.

49:08
Case
For the record, we do drink Jumanji rules, by the way. If it falls, you caught it, which is fine. But if it hits the ground, you gotta go with what it lands on.

49:16
Addy
Take off my shirt.

49:20
Ben
It's a 14. Corey has to take off his shirt.

49:22
Case
Okay. All right, cool. You get a shot off and you actually take out one of the TIE fighters, but the other one's starting to fire. Fender, give me Another pilot check.

49:34
Ben
Here we go.

49:36
Shawn
It believe in you 11 again.

49:40
Case
Because they start firing you but you take evasive action and you're able to avoid it.

49:43
Shawn
Yeah.

49:46
Ben
Blitz light. Careful, guys. Do a barrel roll. Do a barrel roll. That's a 17, not an 11.

49:59
Case
Okay. So you guys continue moving on. The X wings are now getting closer to you guys and have actually now broken off to take out the TIE fighters that were also moving in your general direction as well as the one that's behind you. So you guys have been cleared to move. But there's a ton of TIE fighters. This fight is getting vicious. And it was enough to be harrying major rebel battleships. There's that many TIE fighters that are out in space and they are aware that you are rebels. Rebel. So you've got about four Hammerheads that are out there that are firing off shots and they are being commanded by Commander Codswallow. You two fucking hate. And then you've got three rebel transport ships that are unable to get out of a firing vector to line up a faster than light jump.

50:51
Ben
Well, we're not gonna be all those guys like they're already sitting ducks, right? Yeah.

50:56
Addy
But what are we gonna like? The Hammer heads.

50:57
Ben
Are we got to go to the guy you hate? Yeah.

51:00
Addy
Yeah. We're just going to have to Defender.

51:02
Ben
Find us a ship that's still working that has hyper drive and get us to that ship.

51:09
Shawn
Got it.

51:09
Ben
I'll hold them off as long as I can.

51:11
Shawn
Cod swallows one of the Hammerheads, right?

51:13
Case
He's one of the Hammerheads.

51:14
Ben
Yes.

51:14
Shawn
We're heading for the Hammerhead.

51:16
Ben
Is that. And that's one of the ships that has hyperdrive?

51:19
Case
Yes.

51:19
Ben
Yes, let's.

51:20
Case
I don't give a.

51:20
Ben
If you're unhappy about that.

51:22
Case
I'd rather live.

51:24
Ben
Yep. Yeah.

51:24
Addy
Let's go for it.

51:25
Shawn
I like Cotswold. I think he's a nice guy.

51:27
Addy
You should think you're gonna die.

51:30
Case
So you guys are gonna head towards the cockswallow. The cotswallow. Okay.

51:36
Addy
Well, I was gonna say.

51:40
Case
Yeah, you guys are going to cockswallow.

51:42
Ben
Okay. No wonder they don't like him.

51:47
Case
All right, so you know that Cotswallow ship is one of the middle ones in the group. It's actually taking the brunt of the damage.

51:54
Ben
Well, maybe not that one. Fender. Where are you taking. You're the player.

51:58
Case
Hey, Fosho. You hear in the back of your mind the words for sure?

52:10
Ben
Gollum. What? Gollum.

52:13
Case
And that, my precious. You guys are racing towards the ship.

52:18
Ben
Shoot.

52:19
Addy
I Took into that voice.

52:22
Ben
It's clearly not working. Wait, what did the. What did the voice say? Oh, it doesn't matter. You are the only one who really knows.

52:28
Case
Yeah, and he's not even sure he actually heard it.

52:31
Ben
I'm not sure I heard it.

52:33
Case
Can we play that back? Go to tape. All right. All right, so you guys make direction towards this rebel ship. You better be notifying them because they're currently firing at every Imperial ship that coming near them.

52:47
Ben
Re coming.

52:49
Addy
We're rebels. Don't shoot us.

52:51
Case
Give me a computer use. Check to transfer codes that indicate that you are actually Rebels. This is nutson.

52:58
Ben
Nutson plus your computer use.

53:01
Cory
Okay, 19.

53:03
Case
Okay, so you're able to transfer the code. You're able to transfer the codes effectively. So everyone's aware. Like, no, like, open it up. Open it up. So you guys are able to swoop around and they open up a space in their aiming window that allows you to move in. However, a TIE fighter is coming in behind you, and it's also in that shadow. So, yeah, you better be getting the shots off. Otherwise the shots are going inside the ship.

53:29
Ben
I just rolled a 20. 1.

53:32
Case
Give him that D. Is that a natural 20?

53:34
Ben
That's a natural 20.

53:34
Case
Give me a second roll, please. 3. Don't give him that. You hit this ship and it stops it just enough that the open space of its aiming window has closed and the actual guns of the Hammerhead close in on the ship. And it takes it out.

53:57
Ben
Rebels. Rebel.

54:00
Case
As an open airlock is exposed for you guys, you pass through the force field that's holding in the atmosphere and set down on the Hammerhead's loading dock. And then the gates shut down and.

54:14
Ben
You can tell the Star Destroyers, blow this ship out of the sky.

54:19
Case
All right, you guys are on a rebel ship.

54:21
Ben
Hooray, Rebel.

54:24
Case
Yeah, Rebel Fender. That wasn't great flying, but it got us there, right?

54:29
Shawn
It's all matters.

54:30
Ben
All right, let's get. Let's get out of the.

54:31
Case
Soldiers are marching out, guns drawn to check the door. Oh, shit.

54:36
Ben
I'm wearing Stormtrooper out of.

54:38
Addy
Let's take off our storm. Stormtrooper gear real quick.

54:41
Ben
I'm just gonna take off my helmet.

54:43
Case
Okay, you take off your helmet. I mean, I figure if you take your helmet off, they're like, oh, that's not a stormtrooper. So you guys walk out, guns are drowned. Like, state your names. State your names for the record.

54:55
Ben
Phallus Vouch. Killer.

54:56
Addy
Foshu Show.

54:59
Shawn
Fender pickup.

55:02
Case
How'd you guys get off? How'd you guys get off the moon.

55:04
Ben
We stole this Imperial ship. Misa used the Force. Oh no.

55:09
Case
Misa not use Force.

55:11
Ben
Misa used the Force.

55:14
Shawn
I flew good.

55:15
Ben
That's impressive.

55:17
Case
Well, come on. Come on. If you guys are that capable. We need ships in the air and we need gunners. What can you guys help with? We're under attack right now. You see a bunch of unused X wings. As well as some sort of like mid range bombers that could probably fit.

55:37
Ben
A few people to the bomber boys. Does the bomber have hyperdrive?

55:42
Case
Yes, it does.

55:42
Ben
To the bomber boys.

55:46
Case
It'S like a jumbo size A wing. So it's like designed to do like really heavy payloads.

55:50
Addy
Is it a Y wing?

55:51
Case
The bomber? Maybe A Y wing, sure. That's what I mean. That's what I was thinking.

56:00
Addy
I got you, Case.

56:01
Case
Yeah.

56:01
Ben
Thank you for all the nerds out there. I'm sorry, but that was actually just a Y wing that you were looking for.

56:09
Case
I referenced a drag ult period last time. I don't know how that. That's the power of.

56:16
Ben
What kind of DM are we actually working with here?

56:19
Case
I'm sorry.

56:25
Ben
Repeating.

56:26
Addy
Of course.

56:26
Ben
Yes. Leroy. Let's get to that B wing.

56:31
Case
So as you guys are about to hop in the A or the Y wing. Sorry.

56:35
Addy
Just kidding.

56:36
Case
You hear a voice shout out, what do you think you guys are doing? And a mon calamari steps out.

56:43
Ben
This is why we don't have nice things.

56:45
Case
Stupid cogswallow cockswallow. We're here for patrol soldiers. Not for scum who just barely survive.

56:54
Ben
Misa used gun.

56:55
Case
Gun style.

56:57
Ben
What does that mean? No wonder he tried to have you killed.

57:00
Cory
I hate that guy.

57:01
Case
Admiral.

57:02
Ben
Coxswallow.

57:03
Case
Codswallow, Commander. Thank you, Commander Cotswallo.

57:08
Ben
We just fought our way off of Yavin 4. We are prepared to fight with the rebels. You need all the help you can get. You've got ships out there who are dead in the. In dead of space. You need all the help you can get. Now is not the time to be picky, sir. I'd like to use my diplomacy.

57:24
Case
Sure.

57:24
Ben
Give me roll.

57:27
Addy
Nice. That's a promo.

57:30
Cory
And That's a promo.

57:34
Ben
Natural. 20 plus 5.

57:36
Case
25. Well, you make a valid point.

57:40
Ben
Thank you, sir.

57:41
Case
Well, we need people to give us a gap. Those transport ships, there's too many lives on them. If they go down, that's a lot of rebels going down. Don't worry about us. We know what we signed up for. Make a whole. We need it.

57:59
Ben
Well, sir, if there's one thing I'm good at.

58:01
Addy
Oh, God, no.

58:02
Shawn
Don't say it.

58:03
Ben
Don't do it. Just making a hole. Oh, you did it.

58:06
Case
And with that, you guys get on the Y wing and take off out of the airwalk. And I think this is a good spot to end the session, guys.

58:17
Ben
Yeah. Woo.

58:19
Addy
You can fo. You're welcome, boys.

58:22
Ben
Rebels.

58:23
Case
Rebels.

58:25
Addy
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58:42
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