Session 19 - Venturing into a Lost World
Case and the Scruffy Nerfherders are looking for signs of life on this planet. Who will they find and can they even survive the wildlife that find them?
Scruffy Nerfherders Full Episode
Originally aired: January 31, 2018
Podcast Edited by Addy Thomas
Music: Purple Planet Music
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⏱️ YouTube Chapters
00:00 – Introductions & Recap
07:25 – The Cave, the Tauntauns, and a Dangerous Decision
17:20 – Choosing to Hunt the Creature
22:55 – Ambush on the Cliffside
31:10 – The Mole Creatures Attack
39:14 – The Gultar Emerges
46:16 – Force Tricks and Fighting the Beast
53:56 – Mysterious Riders Arrive
57:05 – First Contact with Griff and Finn
01:03:18 – The Killian Rangers & the Force
01:09:10 – Secrets of the Lost World
01:12:50 – Journey to Kilia
01:14:07 – Session Wrap-Up & Outro
Transcription
00:01
Hey, nerf herders.
00:01
I'm adi thomas.
00:02
I'm ben milton. I'm corey. But what was that?
00:18
Hey, nerf herders. I'm adi thomas.
00:20
And I am ben milton.
00:30
And of course,.
00:34
Edited in there for like, another episode.
00:37
And I'm Cory Putnam.
00:40
Oh, man.
00:42
I'm J. Mike Paulson.
00:44
I am Case Aiken.
00:45
We are not editing this together like Anakin Skywalker.
00:48
I'm leaving this one in.
00:50
We are not doing the George Lucas.
00:51
Oh, yeah?
00:52
Well, maybe we can just like edit a good performance out of him like he did with fucking Anakin Adrian rhymes.
00:58
Guys.
01:00
Like there's a better actor. But Jake Lloyd, I think I could get all the deliveries out of him eventually.
01:06
Yeah, well, clearly you don't know what you've walked into.
01:10
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01:28
Check out sweetenpoint of view dot com. It's going to be part of our new images. Sweetly, sweetly.
01:38
Why I.
01:40
Is there a Three Stooges podcast?
01:44
Oh, hell, I can just see the. The T shirt now. Like the three of you guys.
01:47
Yes, I'm in. Let's do it.
01:49
I like it. I like it.
01:50
You almost have a. I got a shampoo going on.
01:53
Yeah, exactly. So you can find all of that.
01:56
You got kind of a curly thing.
01:57
Yeah, there we go. And then there's J.P. larry.
02:02
Hey.
02:02
So you can find all of our podcasts there. All of our social media is there. Be sure to check out all of our podcasts. We don't open up with this much giggling, but we do have a great time on all of our shows. You can find them on our website, certainpov.com let's get to our D20 Star wars adventure though. And we'll start by introducing who we are in game. So guys, let's not just get past who we are in real life, but who we are in game. Gonna give you a little bit of time to gather yourselves together while I introduce myself. I play Fosho. I am a Keldor. I'm that gas breathing mask wearing guy. He saw. What was it? Plo Koon in the Clone Wars. So I'm one of him. Except I am a force of depth.
02:47
So I'm not a full on Jedi, but I have some force powers that I can use and nobody Likes a Bragaratti.
02:53
No, let it go, sweetenly.
02:56
You certainly are.
02:57
Well, then tell me. Tell us who you are, Ben.
03:00
I am Phallus Vash Killer and I am a human fringer. I'm sort of a survivalist from the outer Rim.
03:06
And then Corey.
03:07
I am Huflung Dung and Misa Gungun. Failed pop artist. By the way, check out my new single, I forgot the name. So check it out later on Space Tunes. I'm actually a soldier. And yeah, and then J Mike.
03:24
My name is Thimblet Noor. I am a Zabrak type specialist. I am the Darth Maul. Just look just like Zabrak.
03:33
Yes, you just said it. You said a Zabrak tech specialist.
03:36
Yeah, I think like Darth Maul. It's like that. Horns and everything.
03:39
Are you red and black or are you yellow and white?
03:41
We don't see color.
03:42
No, he's.
03:44
Like.
03:45
He's a little bit more light skinned. He's orange and black.
03:47
Burnt orange.
03:48
Burnt orange and black and amber.
03:50
Well, canonically, the black is tattoos.
03:52
Yeah. But I wanted to know what the skin color was.
03:54
Oh, it is.
03:55
Yeah. Yeah.
03:56
That's why they're all different.
03:57
Yeah.
03:58
Why?
03:59
I was, like, freaked out when I realized his body's actually red but with black tattoos because the tattoos on his face are all along the eyes and lips that are black. And I was like, that's crazy, man.
04:08
I know.
04:09
We're gonna. We're going into a little bit of a bunny trail here. But like, then what about his brother Savage and all those other guys? Those guys are yellow. And also.
04:17
Yeah, but the tattoo is black. Yeah, the tattoo is black tattooing.
04:21
Then I'm a black guy.
04:22
Oh, and also I'm Case and I'm the dungeon master. And before we go too far afield, can I have everyone roll a D20 to give me a recap?
04:34
Oh, thank God. I got a 4.
04:36
2, 19, 9.
04:39
Yes. Cory again.
04:41
Me again.
04:42
All right.
04:43
Oh, this is gonna be fun.
04:45
He was distracted by the dog most of that episode.
04:47
Most of that episode, most definitely. I do remember that we had to make an emergency landing on a galaxy far away that contained a planet warmer with three continents and water warmer, very warm. And were having to do emergency landings. So we couldn't just do a flyby on the planet with green trees, or.
05:10
As somebody called it, a drive by.
05:12
A drive by. Couldn't do a drive by on the. On the continent. They had cool breeze and green trees. Mine. So we had to do an emergency landing where There were shadows and we couldn't see anything. But we could see everything because there was a light coming out from the top of everything.
05:28
So you could see because there was light but you could also not see because there was things obstructing some light. Yes.
05:33
Yeah.
05:33
And then so Eddie had to use the Fosho had used the force to see things dying in the path ahead and we had to climb. I found out that I was a horrible jumper but hopefully, you know, better luck next time.
05:49
That seems like the kind of thing where you're not gonna have better.
05:52
Look, I'll use the force.
05:55
No, you won't.
05:56
Exactly.
05:57
Force. Dammit.
05:59
You guys have force points you can use occasionally.
06:02
Do I? That's actually true. You guys do all have force points that you can use to better your roles.
06:06
Yeah.
06:06
And now you know. And knowing is half the battle. Then we came across these holes in the sand where even though it was hammer time, we couldn't touch this because there are body like figures at the bottom of these holes in the sand. And then we came across a cliff where there was three. Three dead tauntauns I think is what they're called.
06:30
Yeah.
06:30
There was a cave with hot breath coming out of the cave.
06:34
And.
06:36
I was.
06:37
One more thing about the three dead tauntons if you want to.
06:40
Oh yeah, the tauntauns were just mysteriously melted for some reason. They were definitely dead. And Fosho didn't warn us about this because he felt like it was something he needed to keep to himself. So all of us are kind of unaware of what's going on and that's where we're at.
06:59
Well played, sir.
07:00
Yeah, I'm getting better at this.
07:02
Well played. Yeah.
07:02
Only took 100 episodes.
07:04
Thank you for playing along.
07:05
That was really good. That was really good.
07:08
I surprised myself, you know, it was like a blackout. I was like, what just happened? Yeah.
07:13
Yeah. So you guys are. Wow. Yeah, let's just drink. Let's take a drink today.
07:20
It deserves it.
07:22
Good, good.
07:22
It's a session. Two guys. It's getting silly.
07:25
Oh, let's make it happen.
07:26
Let's make it happen. So we're standing there on this cliff and there's three dead tauntauns. Tauntauns, anybody?
07:34
So you guys are standing at an edge of a cliff. You can sort of continue on if you chose. But down below you about 30ft is a landing where there's these desiccated corpses of tauntauns. And beyond that is a cave where you can hear the breathing of some sort of creature. Addie before, you were not able to get a fix on it. It seemed to be too far away. But those Tauntauns were sort of at the edge of your feeling. And in fact, their death was making them stand out even more to you than they would have otherwise because of the terrible nature of the absence of life, the destruction of all that. But now that you're closer, you think you could try to get a fix on what's beyond there? Sure.
08:20
So do a little bit of Farsi.
08:22
I'm going to note that. You don't have to. I'm just telling you could.
08:27
Well, yeah, I'm going to anyway.
08:29
There.
08:29
18.
08:32
Disturbance in the force.
08:34
Nope, that's just gas.
08:36
I did have the Force.
08:37
I did feel a disturbance in the Force the last time we edited recorded and you farted.
08:42
It was awful.
08:43
It was dark.
08:45
Definitely the dark side.
08:46
26.
08:49
Okay, so there is a cool creature that is pretty big inside there. It is sextapedal, and while standing on all six legs, it comes up about two and a half meters. It is bulky, reptilian, and its saliva is acidic. As it moves around inside this cave, the ground itself slickens and turns into this fine mush underneath him. Every spot where the spittle hits, even rock dissolves away into the solution. Its teeth are large, running around five feet long each. And its mouth is large enough to take a huge hole in one bite.
10:10
Bosha.
10:11
What?
10:11
See you guys, we've got a big problem. Seems like there's some creature in there definitely got. It can shoot acid.
10:22
It can either can shoot acid that.
10:25
Well, I'm assuming it can spit acid.
10:27
Holy balls.
10:31
I don't want to know about your religion, tell me. But yeah, we. You guys need to get. We need to get ready to defend ourselves on this one.
10:43
Do we have to face off on this thing?
10:44
Oh, really?
10:45
Go around it?
10:46
Yeah, it's like how we just, like,.
10:48
Do we have, like, any way to,.
10:49
Like, how are you gonna. How are we gonna kill this thing?
10:51
I don't even know what it is.
10:54
Guys, give me spot checks, please.
10:59
17, 14, 18.
11:07
You guys all see the sand closest to you, like, coming out from the rock face underneath. You start to bulge up and move towards the dead Tauntauns. It's kind of like a Bugs Bunny kind of shifting of the sand. And coming up out of the ground are these quadrupedal predators. They've got, like, a very fine fur. They're not like. They're not like naked moles. So they have some hair, but it's not particularly shaggy. And they all. When they come up, they raise a paw up to their faces to block out more light. And you note this and note that is a somewhat intelligent thing to do. When they come up, they climb up out of the sand and they move towards the dead tauntauns. And where the most dissolved portions are, their jawless mouths start suckling at it.
12:17
And you guys note that these creatures seem to have a digestive tract designed to help them move through the sand. But because they're predatory, they do prefer to have this sort of dissolved. And do you think that there might be some sort of symbiotic nature between these creatures and whatever is beyond that? They are feeding. They're feeding off the carrion that this thing just killed. Yeah.
12:48
Okay. You gonna. Walking dead this shit. Kill one of those and put its schlabbler all over us and see if that protects us against the.
13:00
Remind you that you guys are still up above them.
13:02
Yeah.
13:03
Thing is moving.
13:05
We do need to keep moving. But the thing is, we got to come back this way with whatever hyperdrive equipment we can get our hands on, assuming we can even find any. Yeah, and it's going to be tough to walk through this. Through these rocks, carrying equipment.
13:18
Yeah, we're going to have to be.
13:20
An alert for whatever we're going to take us.
13:22
Have to clear it out eventually. If we come back this way. Possibility we could find. Find some sort of flying device that would get us over these hills. But I mean, so far we haven't seen signs of any kind of intelligent life other than this thing doing this. Raising its hand above its eyes. This is the most intelligent thing we've seen on this planet so far. We're not very far in. I'm just thinking eventually we're gonna have to face this thing.
13:47
Yeah.
13:48
Would you rather do it now or when we're carrying equipment that this thing could spit on and ruin? I'd rather it could spit on us and ruin us.
13:58
Right. Which could happen either way.
14:00
Or we could find a different way back. What say you, Zabrak?
14:09
I'm not looking forward to the spitting acid part.
14:13
Personally, I think we should use him as bait to draw it out and stick. See what we're dealing with.
14:17
I like where this is going.
14:19
Hey, hey. Keep your thoughts to yourself.
14:21
Oh, was I thinking that loud again? Oh, my bad.
14:24
Be onto something.
14:26
The Gungan's a little bit faster than the Zabrak, though.
14:31
No, that's fine. He's a good shot, though.
14:37
Sometimes.
14:39
Sometimes.
14:39
Until the Zabrak's money's on the line.
14:41
Only when it doesn't count. I'm a good chat.
14:45
I don't know. A ringing endorsement.
14:48
I don't know.
14:48
I'm not sure if we should avoid this or if we should fight now. I don't.
14:54
You want to rock, paper, scissors it?
14:56
We might have to.
14:59
You win, we keep going. I win, we fight.
15:01
Yeah.
15:02
I'll tell you what. I'm gonna roll a D6. Currently I have two options on the table. Actually, better yet, I'll roll a D4 just to keep this on. So let me get votes from each of you for what you want to do.
15:23
I want to move on. Move forward.
15:25
I want to move forward.
15:26
We have two move forwards.
15:28
We've got to move forward alertly because we don't know where.
15:31
Corey, you're a fighter. I'm going to take it. You want to fight?
15:34
I'm always down for.
15:35
All right, so if it is an odd number, then you move on. If it is an even number, then I hate this because I'm the DM and I'm allowed. Like I want to give you guys the options, but I want to know that it's random. If it is an even number, then you engage.
15:55
Okay.
15:56
Okay. I am rolling. Two. And two happens to be. What kind of number?
16:09
Even.
16:09
Even. Let's kick the tires and light the fires.
16:12
Big Daddy Drake.
16:17
This is the most Star wars adjacent thing he said without actually being right. It's science fiction. The plot involves a superweapon moving into position in the third act as a dog fight scrambles to save the day before its giant blaster takes out where the last remnants of a population.
16:49
Close enough?
16:50
This is very close. So drink.
16:53
Why this mission we'll never know.
16:56
But what we do know is the.
16:57
Black Knights will emerge victorious once again. Amen.
17:01
Rev.
17:04
Five seconds later.
17:05
Fight locked and loaded. Let's do this.
17:07
Five seconds later.
17:07
Put your mask back on. F. Sure. Put your mask back on.
17:20
So you guys bicker about this trying to be quiet to not draw the attention of these weird wolf moles. But finally the hotter heads prevail here and you mean sexy. Your long and short tongued friends here decide that they are going. Lead the charge long and short. So fairly since you and Hoop win the argument. Do you want to sort of lead the charge? Yeah.
17:56
Well, yeah.
17:57
Present your case.
17:58
All right guys, here's the deal. Like we're gonna have to clear this out because one, we don't want this thing going back to the ship and attacking the ship and damaging The Susan with its acid breath. We also don't want it grabbing any of the little amount of Alderaanians that we have left, too.
18:17
Those are two good points. Yeah.
18:18
This thing may go scavenge, you know, scouting out and find our friends, so. Plus, we have to come back this way with whatever. Like I said, with whatever we could find. We don't want it ruining any equipment that we do happen to get our hands on. Which is already a pretty slim proposition.
18:33
Exactly. I actually feel the same way. I mean, if not us, then who?
18:40
I hate it when he makes sense.
18:42
It's rare, but do it.
18:45
All right, let's make this happen, guys.
18:46
So in the back of your mind, you hear the words.
18:49
Yes.
18:52
Whoa.
18:53
You okay? You look like you just heard something in the back of your mind.
19:00
Just move forward, guys.
19:07
In the back of your.
19:11
Oh, I wish Slippery Jim was here. You would comment about how metatextual that seemed.
19:18
Guys should always be in my head.
19:21
Get out of my head. All right.
19:26
Yeah. Let's move forward.
19:27
All right. Let's kill this thing.
19:28
All right.
19:29
Are those little. Are the mole creatures gone? Are they still here?
19:33
You're watching them still finish off the entrails of this creature.
19:36
What are we gonna do? Do we want to wait for this. Them to go or when?
19:41
How are we going to do, like,.
19:42
Clearly the centipede thing isn't attracted to them. Like, doesn't want to eat them, or it's not aware of them, or it's just full. Yeah, it just ate three. Taunt on.
19:55
Yeah. Oh, maybe we could throw a rock in front of the cave and see what it does so it can come out and hide.
20:04
Well, why don't we just use top? Why don't we try to find tauntauns on our way back and use them as bait? Like, feed this thing and see if we can satiate it and just go past it.
20:14
But then you said, what if it attacks our ship while we're gone?
20:17
That's an excellent point. God damn it.
20:20
All right,.
20:22
This is crazy.
20:25
All right, I'm gonna climb. I'm gonna. How high above it am I Above.
20:28
These wolf things am I, like, 20, 30ft?
20:31
It's too far to jump.
20:33
No, it's not.
20:33
Go for it.
20:34
I don't want to fight this thing until you break it.
20:36
Aim for the bushes.
20:40
Is there something we can hide behind? Sophia has a heavy blaster. The rest of you have a light blaster on your persons. And then, Phelias, you've got your twin vibro blade that you picked Up.
20:49
Yep.
20:50
And foe. You've got your staff.
20:54
I didn't keep my.
20:54
Should we have blasters?
20:55
Heavy blasters from the ship?
20:57
No.
20:58
Did I leave them there?
20:59
You did have heavy blasters, yeah.
21:01
You got the.
21:01
You grabbed those two heavy blasters. You got this on your person.
21:05
Good.
21:05
I'm surprised you held onto that with all the stabbing that was happening.
21:08
I was still shooting,.
21:11
Crawling away like a coward.
21:13
Oh, God, I'm dying.
21:14
Everybody gotta die.
21:15
All I missed. All I missed, guys. Not in the face. That's how I make my money.
21:23
All right, yeah, we got blasters. Let's start shooting. I'm gonna shoot one of these little things, okay?
21:30
If we start. If we start shooting and the big thing comes out the cave, shoot that too. Can I hide behind something so I don't get hit?
21:40
Let's look around and see if there's something you can hide behind.
21:42
I'm gonna do a spot check.
21:44
Yeah, we all take cover. Check our shots so that we're not like.
21:48
Fuck that. 15, 14.
21:55
There are some very scraggly bushes around you, but they're not gonna provide that much cover. The best cover you're gonna get, frankly, from this situation is from the high ground, them not being able. Yes.
22:05
This might go be one. It is a reference. Don't do it. Don't do it. Mole creature. I have the high ground,.
22:28
Like, God damn it.
22:33
And the fact that it is a sharper angle at the edge of the cliff that you're at. So you, like, got down, like, laying our stomach.
22:44
If we lay thrown, we can take shots.
22:46
Exactly. And theoretically be more covered. Whereas if you're standing up, they would see you.
22:52
Whatevs.
22:53
Let's do this.
22:55
15.
22:56
I follow his lead.
22:57
Oh, so you're shooting at the Right now shoot.
22:59
Yeah. There's reckless abandon over here.
23:02
So could everyone roll initiative for me, please? And then we'll suss that out after that.
23:13
Seven, 19,.
23:17
One.
23:18
Oh, wait, hold on. That's intelligence, not initiative.
23:22
My bad.
23:24
I rolled a two and I have a minus one. That makes it a one.
23:28
I have a 21.
23:30
All right, calm down.
23:32
You're the first one.
23:33
First one to hide, run and hide.
23:35
I'm getting cover because first.
23:37
Exactly.
23:40
Mine is actually 11, so you guys.
23:43
Are getting the surprise on these things because they don't know that you're there, So you're gonna need that. Phelius, you announced that you are opening fire. Yep. So everyone else gets the surprise on these things, so you open fire. Could I get a ranged attack roll from you, please?
24:17
4 You8 son of a bitch.
24:21
Wow. Sorry. I'm sorry.
24:26
I rolled J. Mike Dice.
24:30
We said it's not D4S.
24:31
Dammit. It's a D20 system.
24:33
Oh, oh.
24:33
In that case.
24:35
Four.
24:35
Okay, that's better. God damn it.
24:38
All right, I rolled a one.
24:39
God damn it.
24:40
All right, shots. Pepper. Down on the ground around these creatures, alerting them to your presence.
24:48
What are you doing?
24:49
Missing Stimbolt. They are still being surprised right now. This is still the surprise round. Can you please tell me what you're doing?
25:00
Hiding.
25:00
I'm going to open fire.
25:02
All right. Wow.
25:05
From a laying down position, sure. So you, like, reach out and you've got the two guns, so you can give me two attack rolls. Two D20 rolls, please.
25:19
Eight and eight.
25:20
You don't have a ranged.
25:22
Oh, sorry.
25:26
22 And 12.
25:29
One of those shots hits one of the creatures and so give me your heavy blaster roll. So 3D6, please. Seven.
25:45
All right.
25:45
It yelps in pain.
25:50
I did it.
25:51
The day is ours.
25:53
The dsr.
25:56
The other two look up and hiss.
25:58
Or.
26:01
Sound because they don't have jaws so they can't really kiss, per se. You're angry.
26:07
I'm taking a shot. Am I next?
26:09
Hoof, you are next.
26:13
It's plus my ranged, right?
26:15
Yep.
26:16
18.
26:18
All right. You actually get two. You get that second number on the blasters.
26:25
Nine.
26:26
All right, so the first shot hits, the second one doesn't. Yeah. So you hit another creature there. Give me a 3D6 roll as well.
26:43
12.
26:46
Straight through its brain. You eviscerate. In fact, this is why the other shot misses, because you were lined up for one. Clearly its head exploded. And then you tried to get the next one, but the shift in your aim didn't let you get it off.
27:02
Not a good time to.
27:03
It is a terrible thing when a blaster shot hits the skull because there is a little bit of kinetic force and a lot of heat. And so it's almost like the reverse of how bullets work where there's scorching, but a lot of puncture. In this case it's the reverse where it's like a lot of burn and there's just enough puncture that the back of its head oozes out in this terrible geyser. But everything looks so burned up.
27:27
Oh, I'm sick again.
27:31
I guess he was a little headstrong.
27:34
No.
27:40
The two remaining alive creatures are kind of taken aback. What did he just call me and foe? You're up.
27:51
All right, I'm gonna take another shot.
27:53
Shoot him.
27:54
No.
27:55
Whammies.
27:55
You hit him high, hit him high.
27:57
I hit him low.
28:03
13.
28:06
You mess with that guy. Yeah.
28:09
You miss Monstars.
28:13
All right, so that's our Space Jam.
28:20
The soundtrack is bitching, though.
28:23
That was a great soundtrack.
28:24
That was a surprise round.
28:27
Surprise on the board.
28:28
You're up again. These creatures, the two that are remaining, are starting to move in your general direction.
28:35
Get him, J. Mike.
28:36
Why reverse that?
28:37
Because you rolled the highest.
28:38
All of you up there. Yeah.
28:42
9 And 23.
28:44
The 9 does not hit. The 23 does. Shockingly big money.
28:55
Add it up.
28:56
I want it.
28:57
Add it up. Add it up.
28:59
Nine.
29:00
Yeah.
29:00
Okay. You shoot the one that you had been targeting before, and it actually dies.
29:07
Yeah. Rebels. It's been a long time.
29:14
Yes.
29:15
Too, though.
29:22
Everyone give me a listen check, please.
29:25
Okay.
29:26
Oh, God.
29:29
Does hear sound?
29:31
26, 17, 24.
29:36
Listen. Linda. 13.
29:41
You all hear little bits of rumbling going on and feel vibrations on the cliff edge that you're at.
29:49
Hey, guys, I'm picking up good vibrations.
29:51
You were gonna do bad.
29:57
Not from the cave, to be clear. Oh, Hoof, you're up.
30:03
Oh, now I'm up. Let's do this.
30:04
Why'd you look at me for, Hoof? Cause you're the one who helps him.
30:08
Cause there's one left, right?
30:10
Yes.
30:10
And I feel the rumble.
30:12
I can't help him. Over here.
30:15
29 For your first shot. First shot that hits and hits.
30:20
Second shot took, like, 15 sessions, but he got there.
30:25
23.
30:26
Both of those hit.
30:27
Boom. So 66.
30:29
Yep.
30:29
66.
30:30
66 Here.
30:32
Order.
30:32
66.
30:33
Actually here.
30:34
All four, so.
30:35
All right, so the first shot was three of them, right? All right, so that one is 10. And second shot is 13.
30:46
Yeah.
30:46
So you kill it. The first shot kills it. The second shot just makes it kills it more.
30:54
Yeah, I'm spitting my blasters like, single blaster, cowboy. Where was that One blaster?
31:01
Where was that? Against the Gamorrean.
31:04
Yeah.
31:04
Sun was in his eyes.
31:05
Practice.
31:05
Next.
31:06
Where was that?
31:06
Where was that?
31:10
So you killed it, but that rumbling continues, and you guys feel the sand starting to shift around you. And right nearby, two more of these mole creatures pop up out of the ground not far from you.
31:32
Like, you know what?
31:34
I have a bad feeling about this.
31:36
I made a terrible mistake.
31:41
I have a bad feeling about the two.
31:44
I killed it.
31:44
So it was dead. Whoa.
31:45
What is that?
31:50
That was smooth.
31:51
That was smooth.
31:55
The two that pop out, One goes for failures. It tries to slash at him. What's your defense?
32:08
14.
32:10
All right. It tries to slash at you, but you're able to sort of like twist out of the way and it doesn't quite get you. And the one goes for foe.
32:23
Hey, buddy.
32:25
Sorry.
32:29
No.
32:30
It hits. You take 10 points of vitality damage as its claws bear into you.
32:41
Don't go into the light.
32:43
Only took 10 points. Vitality still here.
32:47
How many you have?
32:48
I got? Well, 9, 14 left after that.
32:52
Yeah. So you're not being like ripped up, but it's on you. And it's like slashing into you. And you're doing everything you can to avoid it being a real injury, but it's locked in there. Its weird jawless mouth is starting to extend towards you. And you're pretty sure that it has some sort of method for stripping flesh. Like this calcified little. Trying to think of the right word for this. Nubs along the. Along the edge of it like denticles, like on a shark.
33:30
But.
33:33
Yeah.
33:34
So it's trying to go for you.
33:36
Don't let it kiss you.
33:38
On that note, you're up.
33:40
Flip it over the edge.
33:43
I am.
33:44
Flip it over the edge. To the flippity flip.
33:52
I guess. Yeah. What would I. What would I use for. To throw it over.
33:57
Give me a strength check.
34:00
Oh, that's not a good idea.
34:04
You can do it.
34:09
Two.
34:11
Oh, that was a bad idea.
34:13
You try and all you're managing to do is to keep it from biting into you or suckering onto you.
34:20
Yep.
34:21
So that was. Yeah, that effort. Failure. Kind of leaves you there. You haven't been able to do anything else for. Your turn. Faileous, you're up. All right.
34:32
Vibroblade time.
34:33
Cool.
34:33
I'm killing this motherfucker. I'm gonna use my power attack.
34:37
Okay,.
34:43
That's a melee attack.
34:44
Yep.
34:45
So I take two away from my melee attack.
34:47
Okay.
34:48
Yeah.
34:48
So 16 plus and you're two handing it. So you're good.
34:51
16 Plus 19.
34:54
19 Is the attack roll. Okay, that's a hit.
34:59
Okay, so then I do. Add four to damage.
35:07
Is that correct? Yep.
35:08
Yep.
35:09
Okay, so the Vibro Blade does two dice. Six plus four plus five. Really?
35:17
Yeah. All right, so.
35:21
Seven, five 12.
35:25
Describe what it looks like when you bring this dual Vibro blade down into one of these creatures.
35:31
Okay, so I'm aiming for the base of the neck. And I just drive it down into its base of his neck. Twist it as it screams. I twist it harder to try.
35:42
Cut the spinal fluid, rip it out so I can save my friend.
35:48
Die, you little bastard. Blood squirts out as it breathes its Final breath and I kick it over.
35:56
The edge, pull my blade out, it falls and bounces off the ground and sort of like. It like hits a steeper portion and just kind of tumbles down.
36:08
The only good bug is a dead bug.
36:12
Adjacent. We'll allow it.
36:22
I was gonna go mohani. You're welcome.
36:30
Stefault, you're up. There's another one of these creatures up here. It's fighting with failures or with, pardon me, the foe. This is where you hide.
36:41
You're never gonna make it.
36:43
Falias killed one. The other one is fighting with foe.
36:46
Okay, fine. Can I throw it off and like pull it off?
36:51
Yeah, yeah.
36:51
It's a strength check to sort of pull it away.
36:55
I'm surprised he did disguise. Wear the pelt of the other one.
37:00
Diplomacy, Very sensible. Handle animal, quick fush out. Make it your friend before it kills him.
37:13
You're able to pull it off him and sort of hold it back, but you're not able to. To either pick it up or hurl it off the edge. But you're grappling it. It's not facing you. It was trying to slash at foe. So you're holding up this creature and it's exposed right there. So it's grappled and can't really attack right now.
37:33
I already used my turn.
37:34
Otherwise I would do it. Hoof, you're up. Hoof.
37:37
I'm taking a shot right at it.
37:38
You're welcome.
37:44
Would this be range?
37:45
This would be range still, if you're shooting.
37:47
Yeah.
37:48
Wait, don't shoot. Do not shoot this.
37:51
Abra 27.
37:55
Yeah, that is.
37:56
Give me a damage roll on that. You're hitting its soft underbelly.
38:03
It's 3D6, right?
38:04
Yep.
38:07
18.
38:08
Good God.
38:09
That was a good roll.
38:13
Stumbalt. You feel warm blood gush on your waist.
38:20
It's yours.
38:24
And trickle down your legs. It's not the first time you see the creature on his belly. Hits it right in the stomach and it's like burned up. And like the. The pulse of it goes enough through that there is some kickback and the blood pours into your groin from the other side. The big wound is on the front, though.
38:49
Looks like you had an accident, buddy.
38:51
And it's dead though.
38:52
Yay.
38:53
Throw it over the side, J Mike. Depends.
38:59
And with that, you guys hear a roaring sound come from out of the cave? Yes. Meow,.
39:10
Meow, meow.
39:14
The. This large lizard, like I said, it's two and a half meters up. When standing squarely down, charges out and it sees the dead Body of these mole wolves. And it rushes towards one of them and starts eating it. And as it's chomping into it you can see its flesh dissolve away. And finally it just kind of swallows. And it's swollen a. Like a milkshake where there's like some. Some solid mass to it. But it's not really a liquid per se. But it's. It's not solid either. That's great.
40:05
Do we have any. What was that? Do we have any explosives on us guys?
40:09
Do you guys normally carry explosives?
40:11
No. I have a fire extinguisher.
40:16
Oh yeah.
40:17
Grenades.
40:17
Apparently.
40:22
We didn't walk in with thermal detonators.
40:23
I guess so.
40:24
Probably not.
40:27
I'm gonna say no. We're gonna have to shoot it the old fashioned way, right?
40:32
Yeah. So this six legged which means it can climb massive lizard. Seems very happy about getting a warm meal. And it like looks around and like gobbles up another one and then smells up and notices you guys. Stimbolt, you're up.
40:55
Don't move.
40:56
What's the plan guys?
40:57
What do we want to do for this shooter?
41:00
Shoot her.
41:07
You may commence firing.
41:12
I don't get it.
41:13
No, that was actually a line from the movie. God damn it.
41:17
I kind of prefer the shooter drink.
41:19
My gallon of water.
41:22
What's the plan guys?
41:24
It's your turn. That's your decision.
41:28
Kill them.
41:29
Kill them all.
41:29
Like animals.
41:30
Yeah. We don't have the option to play pod racing with this one.
41:39
Damn it. I knew it all along. Should have used force.
41:42
Friendship again.
41:43
If we go into escape and we.
41:44
Find a game system.
41:45
Oh my God.
41:47
That's what we're going to use to get off the planet. STEMBALT. What's up?
41:51
18 And 16.
41:53
Pew Pew.
41:55
Both those hits give me damage. Roll. Divide by PI plus the square root of the circumference of a circle. Thirteen for one.
42:22
11.
42:23
Okay, so you shoot it and they hit. Its thick skin leads you to think that the blasts are not doing as much damage as they might otherwise.
42:43
I think I just made it angry.
42:47
You're up.
42:48
I'm shooting too. This is for not saving me 15% or more on pot insurance.
43:01
I just got that tough grudge. 12.
43:06
Wait, I get two rolls?
43:07
Yep.
43:08
Oh God.
43:10
12 And 28.
43:13
The 28 hits.
43:15
Boom.
43:17
So give me another. Give me one damage roll.
43:22
Six.
43:23
You still give your full normal damage?
43:25
Oh yeah.
43:25
Yeah.
43:28
Only one of two attacks it.
43:31
Nine.
43:32
Okay. You likewise hit it. It's charging and rushing towards the edge of the cliff. But you were still able to get one Shot off at it.
43:47
This was a good idea.
43:48
Yeah, don't look at me like that. As with Stembol, you note that while you shot it and most things when you shoot it, they die. This thing seems to be fairly thick skinned. And the scorching and penetrating that you have been seeing recently is considerably less impressive than you hear.
44:08
Oh no. Oh yeah. Oh no.
44:16
Guys, I don't think I did anything to it.
44:19
You made it mad.
44:20
It jumps onto the side of the rock face and begins pulling itself up.
44:27
This was your idea, Zombright.
44:28
No, it wasn't.
44:29
Slobber is getting everywhere and you see all these little speckles of it hitting the side of the rock and it's starting to dissolve and burn away. Why did you shoot at it? You think actually that those would be. Ironically, once the acid became more inert, pretty good climb holds to go up and down.
44:49
Good to know.
44:50
But it's tearing into it. Its claws digging into the mountain face. And it pulls itself up and lets out a roar. As it comes up to the top with its roar, saliva splashes everywhere. So can everyone give me reflex saves to avoid it? Oh, damn it. 7Th 12.
45:13
Oh, thank you God.
45:14
I'm 2022.
45:16
Nobody likes you too. Stimbolt and foe, you are able to avoid it and get no acid on you. However, Phelias and Hoof, you each take three points of wound damage.
45:33
God dang, it burns.
45:39
Yes. Yes it does.
45:41
Yes it does.
45:44
And it does not stop burning. Oh man, it hurts really bad. Yeah. Yeah. Guys, don't get it in your eyes. Yeah, but that's. So that was climbing up. Was its turn foe, you're up. This creature's right there. Like acid being speckled around. You just barely avoided it before.
46:16
Force push that son of a bitch away. Get it away from us. Oh God, it burns.
46:22
I'm gonna make a force illusion of. Of failures that's gonna appear at the bottom of the cliff and run in another direction to distract. To distract him.
46:35
Considering that it's face to face with you four, you might want to just. I know what you're trying to do. Just give me a little more fluff. That would draw its attention more.
46:44
It's failures yelling obnoxiously. And his obnoxious is well known.
46:50
Okay, so despite the fact that this creature does not have a particularly developed right hemisphere of the brain, it is still able to easily imagine Thalias doing this. So. Yes. Give me that roll.
47:04
Just to add to it, he's similarly making the sound that if you remember from Rick and Morty, when the sun rises on that one planet, that's really annoying.
47:13
That's the sound that Baileys is making.
47:28
To be fair, I am making that.
47:30
Sound because that acid really burns. J Mike 24.
47:38
Yeah. Yeah, you do it. So you take two points of vitality damage, and. Yeah, it just.
47:53
It is painfully annoying.
47:56
It just sort of, like, is looking at you guys and then all of a sudden acts like it's hearing something and then turns and you guys don't see this. You're just aware that this is what's happening because he's doing the weird psychic kind of pose. Take it easy, Aquaman.
48:17
We all have different heroes.
48:18
Guys looks down. I dig it.
48:33
I might have to start doing that now. I don't want to die. I got shit to do.
48:43
So it cocks its head, looks down at the ground below you guys, and lets out these short, clipped barks as it were. Furious at what it sees below it. And it turns around on the edge of the mountain and lets out a roar, and saliva just oozes down, creating these deep streaks in the side of the mountain. Okay. Yeah. You redirected its rage. Phelius, you're up.
49:24
Jump on him with a vibroblade and stab him in the head.
49:26
Yeah, but now I got his back. I don't have his belly anymore.
49:31
Did you really have his belly?
49:32
He was. When he was facing up at us? Yeah, I did.
49:36
Okay.
49:36
You got into an acid fucked us.
49:38
Oh, really?
49:39
I fucked us?
49:40
Yep.
49:41
How's that acid feeling?
49:42
Bad.
49:43
Really bad.
49:43
You know what it sounds like when it burns?
49:48
You could try to shoot him in the cloaca.
49:50
I don't know what a cloaca is.
49:52
Oh, you don't? Does anyone here out of game know what a cloaca is?
49:56
No, it doesn't. But I feel we're about to find.
49:58
Out on the next episode.
50:03
When we come back. Oh, that's what it is.
50:07
The more you know, J. Mike.
50:09
No, no. Cloaca, most notably on chickens, is when they've got one hole for everything.
50:21
Belly soft.
50:22
All right, well, I'm gonna stab him.
50:23
I guess they just scissor or something.
50:26
I'm gonna take my vibroblade and stab him in the cloaca.
50:33
Sure.
50:33
Give me an attack roll, please.
50:37
Can I use my power attack to do this?
50:40
Absolutely.
50:40
Yeah, I'm definitely gonna use a power attack. All right, so that is that plus that minus two is 16 for an attack roll.
50:53
That gets it in the cloaca. Yes.
50:56
Who?
50:58
That makes me happy. And give me some Damage for that.
51:02
All right, so that is a plus.
51:03
I feel like you made angrier.
51:06
Actually, I think he likes is a vibro blade gun. Do it again. Do it again.
51:16
Risky, are we?
51:18
This could have done better than any.
51:19
Forced friendship ever could.
51:21
The Magic Wand 14 Sandy.
51:27
All right,.
51:31
So pineapples,.
51:35
Broccoli filled with broccoli.
51:38
You penetrate the creature.
51:39
Yeah, I do.
51:40
Yeah, you do. Driving into this one hole for everything.
51:51
One hole to break the ball.
51:55
Blade throbbing deeper and deeper into it. All right.
51:59
Why does it go throb?
52:01
Cause it's a Vibro blade.
52:02
It's a vibro blade.
52:03
Vibrates doesn't throb.
52:05
It throbs.
52:06
It's ribbed for his unpleasure.
52:09
That's the line you gotta deliver.
52:11
After he's dead, you are able to get it in and then pull down and actually pull the blade out through its stomach. Yeah. And just blood gushes out. Now, I will let you know that its blood is not acidic. Its saliva is here.
52:31
Oh, thank God.
52:32
That was about to be a bad time.
52:37
But its entrails and everything just gush out.
52:40
Yes, Eviscerated it.
52:42
Some of its stomach acids pour out, but it doesn't really get on you or the blade. And it just like it loses its grip and falls tumbling over, landing on its back. Acid splattering all about and blood gushing out of its now massive wound extending from. Well, all along its groin. It's a pretty vicious sight. Yeah, you just killed it. It's lying there and it's just bleeding out. You see it sort of struggle and try to move, but finally the strength leaves its body and it falls back.
53:28
Just let it happen.
53:32
You like that way too much.
53:34
That feels so good.
53:37
I am spent.
53:38
Who's got a cigarette?
53:39
I thought you only had two blades on.
53:41
That.
53:43
Looks like you have a third.
53:48
Everyone give me a spot check.
53:51
He does have a heart on,.
53:54
Rather. No, actually. Sorry.
53:56
Sorry.
53:56
Really, what happens? You hear a sizzle sound of yet another blaster shot. And a little bit past the way, you see two tauntauns mounted with humans on it. And one has just fired off a blaster shot into the air. Now, what are Those? Spot checks?
54:22
13.
54:22
11.
54:23
Jinx.
54:24
Stop doing that. Guys.
54:26
Really creepy.
54:27
Jinx. 13.
54:29
Get out of my head.
54:31
So they're mostly silhouetted. The sun is behind them, so you can't make too much out about them. You do notice that the silhouette of a man blaster. Motherfucker.
54:45
He's got a whoosh.
54:59
Well, you see a little boy.
55:06
Nobody likes him. No, the blaster raised into the air, you notice, has a bayonet at the tip of it. And it looks like sort of this like a sports rifle kind of thing. Like it's not a. Not a military style blaster. It seems a little too ornamental, like too curvy for that kind of purpose.
55:30
Show me what you got.
55:36
Sorry.
55:36
Oh, hey. Oh, hey.
55:41
Sup?
55:43
Sup?
55:44
Okay.
55:45
This child.
55:46
That was pretty good. Thanks. What the fuck are you birding? Oh my God, it hurts.
55:59
I'm a birdie too. And they sort of kick off or like they spur their creatures and they kind of like run off to the side and you see them sort of like kind of making routes to get over to you. Pocho you. Without even having to check. You can feel that the force is strong with these two. Do you want to do anything as they're sort of like kind of making their way over to you?
56:30
Kill the zabra.
56:33
I don't know.
56:33
I was just throwing.
56:34
I'm just spitballing here guys. The wound damage.
56:40
I'm sorry, did I say that out loud?
56:42
The acid speaking.
56:43
I want to tell our group, well, just let's hide the fact that we're rebels. We're not sure whether or not what to. What to say with these guys, but let's at least hide that fact.
56:56
That's probably smart. I mean, this far out, they may not even know what the rebellion is.
57:00
Yeah, but we don't. Yeah, let's just still not in danger ourselves unnecessarily.
57:05
As they get closer, you can see a little bit more about them. So they're riding these tauntauns. So they have harnesses for riding them, saddles, stirrups and reins on them. They are human with nothing particularly weird looking about their physiology. They both have long hair and they are wearing very well tailored but very explicitly tailored clothes. They do not appear to be artificially made. It seems to be like a leather vest underneath, sort of a long coat that's made of some kind of fabric. You can't quite identify from this distance what texture it is. And leather pants. Well, at least they're wearing pants. Yeah. Again, the clothing is very nice, but you can see stitching actually even from this distance that is definitely functional stitching on it. Right.
58:17
They both are wearing very bulky left handed gloves on their left hand that inspects seem to have some sort of mechanical component to it.
58:28
I want to use telepathy to sort of make sure that.
58:35
Go ahead.
58:37
To make sure that they have, you know, they're not going to be a danger to us.
58:41
Sure. Before you give the roll for telepathy, is this a two way communication or are you just trying to read their. Their service thoughts?
58:51
Just want to read their service thoughts.
58:53
Okay. Yeah, give me a roll.
59:01
20 Reading Rainbow.
59:05
You take three points of vitality damage for the expenditure. The, the older looking one, he actually has a bit of a beard to him. I was thinking like what manner of creature are these things? Like what? I don't recognize things with horns, weird reptilian long thing with big floppy ears. Or the crazy tentacles of this other one that I see before. I see one human there though, I'm confused. The younger one you get the vibe of, it's like, oh wow, they just took out a Gultar. That's pretty impressive. It's interesting. I haven't seen strangers in a long time and as they approach, do you guys do anything else? They're starting to get close to you. Yeah. The Tauntauns are hopping from rocks to get around. And finally they land on the trail that if you had continued on, you would have been following.
01:00:17
Just for other thoughts, guys, I think these guys seem like they're gonna be. They're fine. I think we finally got some help that might help us get off this rock.
01:00:25
Alright, well, put your weapons away. Let's be friendly.
01:00:29
Seems like there was a town on the other side of these mountains.
01:00:32
Probably that was what were going towards.
01:00:34
Probably didn't need to fight that thing right now, huh? You probably didn't need to fight that thing.
01:00:40
They start to approach.
01:00:44
Hey, how are you friend?
01:00:45
Oh, hi. Don't you know? I'm Grif.
01:00:49
Oh, hey, Griffin.
01:00:55
Now who's got the chubby?
01:00:59
I don't know. What's a chubby? That's some good stuff you did back there.
01:01:04
Thank you for noticing, friend.
01:01:06
What's your name? Griff. My name is Griff.
01:01:08
Griff.
01:01:09
And this is my apprentice, Sven.
01:01:11
Sven.
01:01:12
Finn.
01:01:12
Finn? Yep.
01:01:13
Finn. And Griff.
01:01:15
Griffin.
01:01:17
Hi. Yeah, yeah, you guys. You guys took out a Gultar. That's pretty cool. What are you guys. You're a human. I am. Yeah.
01:01:26
That's.
01:01:27
Yeah, but he's got weird horny things and. And all you guys. Whoa.
01:01:33
Yeah.
01:01:34
My apprentice is speaking a little out of turn, but haven't seen strangers around these parts in a long time.
01:01:43
Well, you guys are pretty far out here. We got lost. And this is my friend.
01:01:51
Oh yeah, I could say that. Never seen people like you.
01:01:54
Yep, yep. We're from all over the galaxy. This is A motley crew, for sure.
01:01:59
Galaxy? What are you talking about?
01:02:01
Oh, out there in the stars.
01:02:03
You guys, what are you.
01:02:04
What?
01:02:05
Hold on.
01:02:05
Common peace.
01:02:09
Hold on. You're saying you're from the stars?
01:02:11
What?
01:02:11
What kind of crazy nonsense is this?
01:02:14
I.
01:02:14
You're right. I.
01:02:15
Did I say stars? I take a. A blow to the head while fight. Would you call it a. Gundar Goldar Gold Tar.
01:02:22
Yeah.
01:02:22
It must have bonked me in the head. I didn't mean stars. I meant from the other side of. You know.
01:02:27
No.
01:02:28
Griff.
01:02:28
Griff.
01:02:28
He's telling the truth. Oh. Hey, what did I tell you about praying? Sorry. You should not mind him.
01:02:37
He's in my head.
01:02:39
Oh, gee. Oh, gee. Foe. In the back of your head. You hear them communicate with you directly. It's just like. That's a wee bitty bobbity to see things. Oh. The world is a vampire. Da na na na.
01:03:06
Oh.
01:03:08
Well, hello. I see you're trained in the ways as well.
01:03:14
Yeah.
01:03:15
You.
01:03:15
You guys can use the Force as well?
01:03:18
Well, yes. We're the Killian Rangers.
01:03:23
Wait. The Killian Rangers out of game.
01:03:27
Yes. The Killian Rangers in game.
01:03:31
Shut up.
01:03:33
Right. I'm Master Griff, and this is my apprentice, Fen. We're. Yes, we're the protectors of these lands.
01:03:46
I was gonna go somewhere else. Were you guys. I mean, you guys were born here and trained here, or did you come from elsewhere?
01:03:58
Our people have lived here in these valleys for a thousand years.
01:04:02
And so your ancestors have trained you in the ways of the Force?
01:04:06
Yeah, we are the protectors of these lands. Myself, Master Niko.
01:04:26
At this point, they're just staring at each other. To us. Right?
01:04:29
As well as grandmaster knights.
01:04:30
Each other. What's happening? I don't know. What's happening? Awkward.
01:04:39
Looks like we got ourselves a Mexican standoff.
01:04:43
Well, you have nothing to fear from us. And he switches from telepathy. Oh, yeah. Oh, you guys are good guys, aren't you?
01:04:51
You try to be.
01:04:54
So, what's this whole rebellion thingy? Oh, well.
01:05:02
Well, who wants to handle that?
01:05:04
I mean, were. I'd like to say were a crack commando unit. You know, were sent to prison and Crimes we didn't commit, and we escaped.
01:05:16
You're pretty good with that Force. But you're not. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
01:05:23
You're.
01:05:24
You don't need to try to tell a big story like that.
01:05:31
I thought it was a good backstory.
01:05:35
Oh, it's so good, Addie.
01:05:37
I mean, because if you can Find us.
01:05:39
Maybe you can hire the scrivener for Scrubby Neferner Team. Well.
01:05:54
Oh, you guys.
01:05:56
Well, all right. We should just come clean. Obviously, you can read our minds, so you kind of have the story.
01:06:03
We try not to pry, but my apprentice here, he's nursing. Oh, yeah, he got right in there. It's like you have no defenses up or anything.
01:06:11
Oh, this is the worst place on the planet Galaxy ever. I hate this place already. This acid still really burns.
01:06:21
Well, why don't you get your stuff together? We can bring you back to the town and. Oh, yeah, we can definitely, you know, mend to those wounds.
01:06:31
Oh, that sounds fantastic.
01:06:32
Wait, there's a town on this planet?
01:06:35
Yeah, yeah, just past these mountains.
01:06:39
That's where were going, buddy.
01:06:41
Yeah, thanks.
01:06:43
Good to know, guys.
01:06:44
Thanks.
01:06:44
Appreciate it.
01:06:45
Here, here. Finn, why don't you ride ahead, get some more Tauntauns, come back, and we can get them there a little faster. I'll see what I can do for the time being.
01:06:57
Thank you.
01:06:58
Oh, yeah.
01:06:59
Tortons stink.
01:07:02
Yeah, it's an oil that they secrete. It's a pretty nasty odor. Yeah, but it's. Yeah, it's fine. Hold on a second. So. Oh, you guys. The acid burning that you're feeling is gone. He has used the Force to sort of stop the bubbling of your skin. You're not healed, but you're not taking additional damage from it. Sorry. That takes a lot of work. I'm surprised you guys decided to fight the Goltar directly.
01:07:41
We didn't know what it was.
01:07:42
Yeah, and we've taken on some crazy enemies. Griff, you said you've defended your homeland. Who have you had to fight?
01:07:50
Well, there's creatures all about, and, you know, don't. You know, there's. There's those who we try to train who go astray.
01:08:03
Okay.
01:08:07
Are they still out there? And still a threat?
01:08:11
The threat never really ends, does it?
01:08:15
No. No, it ever does.
01:08:17
The darkness always is out there. And that's why you have to shine a light. It's good to meet someone else who's got different training. I'm intrigued to learn more about your. You know, all of your. The stuff you can do. That's pretty impressive.
01:08:39
Thank you.
01:08:40
Yeah, I know. Sorry. I don't mean to be picking your brain, but it's just so fascinating.
01:08:48
First time I think I've heard anybody call his brain fascinating.
01:08:50
Oh, it is. You should see it. There's something about the winds. It's very interesting. I'd like to read that book.
01:08:57
Someday.
01:09:00
Maybe I'll write that book. Someday.
01:09:01
We have some parchment.
01:09:03
Oh yeah.
01:09:04
Now tell me. So you all have seem to have blasters?
01:09:09
Yep.
01:09:10
That's crazy.
01:09:12
Why is that crazy?
01:09:15
I have one of the five that we have on this world. Oh,.
01:09:20
Wow. How many people are in your town?
01:09:24
I mean there are thousands out there. But these have been cherished treasures of our world. To see so casually. These have been protected by our people for as many generations as I know of.
01:09:38
And you haven't made more?
01:09:41
We wouldn't even know how to begin.
01:09:43
Oh, that's a bad sign. Guys,.
01:09:46
Do you think your people landed here years and years generations ago and settled here?
01:09:54
Oh. You know, my father told me a story when I was young that the stars are where everything is born. But you know, that seems like childish stories. I've been trying to keep the squabble to a minimum my whole life and it's hard not to keep that focus. You know, the harvests are so mere and we try so hard and every time someone gets a little hungry for power, it causes some chaos. But I can see that those stories aren't a lie.
01:10:35
Not limited to your planet either.
01:10:38
Huh? That's. That's different. He pauses for a moment and foe. Give me. Give me a telepathy check.
01:11:06
Natural 20.
01:11:07
You don't take any damage for this one because it hits you as opposed to.
01:11:11
Right, so 26. Not 20 though.
01:11:16
You get a flash of him as a young man when he was an apprentice crying over his dead master. And you see in his eyes what seems to be the face of evil. Guarded by two soldiers as he sort of runs away holding the corpse of his master. Sorry, sorry. I was lost in thought there. Anyway, yeah, so when we. When we go talk to the people, they. They're not going to know what to do with you quite so fast. So we should probably. Well, we should probably take you to my cup cousin's house.
01:12:26
Yeah, let's.
01:12:28
Okay, let's do it.
01:12:28
That sounds good to me.
01:12:29
Yeah. Yes, my cousin is a prince in House Tiank. And there they will. Well, he and his men will be a little more open minded than the small folks.
01:12:50
All right,.
01:12:53
So you guys sort of tend to your wounds and sort of collect stuff. And eventually Finn comes back with tauntauns for you all. And you guys get up on your tauntauns and you follow this trail. And like I said, it's just a short ride through the mountains. Especially on these much more sure footed creatures. And they bring you to the entrance of this valley. And you see this huge field. When I say valley, I don't mean like small past. As far as the eye can see, it's green. Past you, it's a lot of short grass. And you can see clearly made up fields and larger structures throughout. It looks like castles. And around each of the castles are smaller towns. And as you kind of come to this huge plateau of rural civilization, Griff goes. Welcome to Kilia. I'm going to end the session.
01:14:07
Well, we will find out more about Kelia next time. We'll find out if we can truly trust Griffin Finn and what their motivations are. Can they help us get off this planet? How will our heroes, our scruffy nerf herders, get off this planet? You can find out in the next session. Until then though, don't forget you can check out all of our other podcasts. Another past certain point of view, news and headlines. All of that is on our website again. Certainpov.com all our social media is there. Everything is there that you can check out. That's part of all three of our podcasts. Certainpiome.com and until next session, stay scruffy. My nerf herders.
01:14:47
Why when he was a young warthog.
01:14:51
When I was a young warthog.
01:14:56
Very nice. Thanks. Well, he found his aroma lacked a certain appeal he could clear the savannah.
01:15:02
After every meal I'm a sensitive soul Though I seemed thick skinned and it hurt when my friends couldn't stand down Wind and oh the shame Got a change in my name change in the name and I felt downhearted how did you feel Every time.
01:15:25
That I Puma not in front of the kids.
01:15:27
Oh, sorry. It means no worry.
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