Session 27 - Whoop 'Em Gungan Style
The Scruffy Nerfherders are always in danger, but this time one of them is the source. Will Pho Sho truly fall to the dark side or is there still hope for him?
Scruffy Nerfherders Full Episode
Originally aired: June 21, 2018
Podcast Edited by Addy Thomas
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⏱️ Chapters
00:10 Welcome and Intros
04:15 Recap Roll
04:47 Stembolt Recaps
06:27 Back with Lord Pricktam
09:40 Finn Checks In
12:17 Phosho’s Revolutionary Plan
15:24 Finn Pledges Himself
16:15 Klebold Guides Phosho
18:15 Addressing the Court
20:14 Phallus Sets the Stage
21:52 Phosho Calls for Revolution
23:20 Reading the Room
24:14 Phosho Turns to Lightning
26:37 Finn Sees the Darkness
27:17 Hoof Takes the Blow
28:30 Phosho Saves Hoof
31:53 Phosho Attacks the Party
33:26 The Party Flees
34:38 Looking for the Speeder
35:25 Vader and Palpatine
36:37 Mara Jade
37:12 Outro
Transcription
00:00
Foreigners.
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I'm Addy Thomas.
00:11
I'm Ben Milton.
00:12
I'm Jm. ike Folson.
00:13
I'm Corey Putnam.
00:14
And I'm Case Aiken.
00:15
Thanks for joining us for another episode of the Scruffy Nerf Herders, a Star Wars D20 story. We'll continue with our D20 adventure in the Star wars universe, but I just want to remind you that you can go check out all of our podcasts on our website, certainpow.com all of our social media is also there. If you want to keep in touch with us, hang out with us. We. We're doing stuff on Twitch along with all of our podcasts as well. You can follow all of that again at our website, certainpov.com and I want.
00:42
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00:57
Nice.
00:58
You remember the website?
00:58
I. Yep.
01:00
Pro. I've done this before. You're right. There's a reason we usually let me handle that. But you did a good job. You did a really good job.
01:10
Thanks.
01:10
He's a real good boy.
01:12
Thanks, guys.
01:13
If I had cookie right now for.
01:14
You, I'd give you God.
01:15
I need a cookie right now.
01:17
Well, let's introduce the characters in this D20 adventure.
01:21
I play Fosho, a force adept who is, you know, a Light Force user. It's fewer calories, but it's also, you know, we're also going down the path.
01:31
Of the dark side.
01:35
What is really the dark side?
01:36
What is really the dark side?
01:38
I don't know it. I can't say what it is, but I know it when I see it.
01:44
So it's like porn. Yes.
01:47
Speaking of which, let me look at my computer here for a second. I'm Phallus Vash Killer. I'm the human fringer of the team. I'm a survivalist from the Outer Rim. And I'm a little rough around the edges. People don't are often offended by me or upset by me, but I'm actually really good at diplomacy too.
02:04
So that apparently, yeah, he's good at negging.
02:12
Hi, my name is Stembolt Noor. I am a Zack Brack tech specialist. I am the computer fix it guy along with Ben. I just have a question, guys.
02:23
Yeah.
02:23
Am I black with brown stripes or am I black brown with black stripes? Right now I can't really Tell.
02:33
Are J bikes all grown up. You did it. You did it, buddy. He finally said something interesting in his backstory. To be honest with you.
02:44
I don't know.
02:44
Okay.
02:45
That's why he's wearing the cape.
02:46
Yeah. I feel like it might be racist.
02:48
If I made a comment on that, so I'm going to avoid it.
02:50
I definitely. I'm not saying it.
02:53
Why not, buddy?
02:54
No reason.
02:54
Why not?
02:55
No reason.
02:55
And now, Cory, why don't you go.
02:57
Ahead and ruin this?
02:58
Yeah.
03:00
I am Hung Dung and Misa Gungan. I'm a gun soldier. Failed par artist from the planet of Naboodi. And I grew up by the Dung Fung Bayou in Manass Crack Valley. And yeah, what I love is that.
03:16
You definitely have that, like, written down,.
03:17
Because.
03:20
I have to say it the same way every time or I'll forget everything.
03:24
That's the only thing that's remained consistent in this entire. It's part of it. It's part of your daily mantra. Like, you get into, like, you affirmations. Guys, I'm a winner. I'm a winner.
03:34
I'm a winner.
03:35
I poof on the booty from the booty.
03:41
It's like what I thought was, like, some off the cuff, just, like, crude version of the thing. Like, clearly you have, like, actually put some thought into and, like, you, like, keep to it, like, in a way that's just really impressive.
03:52
Yeah, got it.
03:53
You know, and I note these things because I am the dungeon master of this campaign. I am overseeing the story arc that these buffoons. We'll go with buffoons.
04:05
Scruffy nerf herders.
04:07
Scruffy nerf herders. But scruffy nerf herders waddle their way through to that end. Let's. Let's recap what actually happened last time. Could I have a D20 roll?
04:15
Can I just do a D6?
04:18
Thirteen.
04:19
Where's my D20?
04:21
There it is.
04:23
Yes.
04:24
Four.
04:25
It's up to J. Mike. Oh, J Mike.
04:28
Thirteen.
04:29
Thirteen. Okay.
04:30
Okay, here we go.
04:31
XP, man.
04:31
Don't give up.
04:32
Yeah. No, I want. I can't wait to hear this.
04:34
Oh, God.
04:35
Okay, so.
04:38
Points for the second half of your.
04:40
Frankly, you could use all the points.
04:41
The other side of your sheet. You know, you get more abilities and.
04:43
Stuff and stronger abilities.
04:45
Oh, yeah.
04:47
So after failures caught an arrow to the chest.
04:51
Thump.
04:52
We were taken through a very windy path to the palace, which was like a downed spaceship or something. And. And along the way, Phelous was observing the different shops and things that were going on there. He Was looking for technologies that had been lost to time. And then were taken to the throne room.
05:23
It was the throne room, right, ultimately, yeah.
05:26
Where Grif and Foe. Not Grif, not Griff, did Finn. Finn. The other Finn and Foe were going over their. Their plans for the meeting. And then were given drinks and failures and I got completely wasted. Apparently there was something in the drinks.
05:46
They were schwasted.
05:47
We were there. We were. What do you call that?
05:50
High.
05:50
There you go. And the sister wives came in and talk to Princess.
06:01
Basically.
06:01
Yeah.
06:02
Yeah. With some kind of ulterior moto. Some kind of ulterior motive going on behind the scenes. That looked extremely sketchy. And. And yeah, I think that was it, wasn't it? That's where we ended.
06:16
Yeah. Basically you. You jump past the. The healing of Fayus.
06:20
Oh, yes, right. Phelias got healed.
06:21
Yeah.
06:22
But nobody likes him, so it was a miraculous healing. And he had a great speech afterwards too.
06:27
Lord Pricktam Fedor, who you guys know better at this point as prick.
06:35
Yeah, he is.
06:38
Sort of slumps back down this throne with his. His two sister wives having just exited. That went really well, guys.
06:48
Yeah, man, this is great.
06:50
Well, yeah, I mean, you know, like I say that you guys are cool, everyone's going to acknowledge that you guys are cool. I.
06:55
You know, I. I know we called you a prick, but Matt, you are anything but a prick.
07:00
You.
07:01
Wait, that's my name, man.
07:03
Oh, yeah, that's right.
07:04
It is your name.
07:07
You are awesome.
07:08
Can we have more of. What is this?
07:10
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
07:11
Okay, great.
07:13
We.
07:14
We discovered that it was very difficult to properly ferment anything besides the lowest of proof beers years ago. But we found out that there are. Pardon me. We found out that there's a number of species on this planet that have a THC effect when made into a table.
07:43
Thc?
07:43
I think I had a droid named thc.
07:49
What's a droid?
07:51
Like a robot. Like a metal person.
07:55
Oh, like so like the way that the ships have like the computers, but like making a person.
08:00
Yeah, man.
08:01
Oh, wow.
08:02
Yeah, it's great. Really helpful, you know, bocce and like six other backyard games.
08:11
I love bocce.
08:12
Right? It's the best.
08:16
Yeah, man.
08:17
Also a big fan of lawn darts.
08:19
Lawn darts are great.
08:22
So much fun.
08:22
Oh, man.
08:23
My sister's never let me play lawn darts because we lost someone, but.
08:30
And I can't afford to lose anyone on this trip. Not again.
08:33
Not again. Oh, David,.
08:48
This is. This might be the new worst.
08:53
You did this to Us. You did. You have nobody to blame but you. You had to name him Prick. And you're like, oh, I got an idea. Let's get him high. You thought this was going to go well.
09:11
So Prick leans back and raises up his. His cup. And it's just like to you guys, nobody to you.
09:21
To the prick. To the prick. To the prick.
09:24
To the prick.
09:25
Yeah.
09:27
It's the biggest prick I've ever seen.
09:30
That's what she said.
09:33
Look at the size of that thing. Just a little prick.
09:40
So Finn comes over to you guys.
09:42
Oh, Finn, right.
09:43
Yes. And he sort of gestures to both Felius and Foe, who have been sort of the big speakers of this group. He is like.
09:55
So when the.
09:58
The ladies come back, I don't know what they're gonna say. The fact that they've left us with the. With Lord Prick is. Is a good start. He is not gonna let anything happen to us because he believes in the old ways and is all about making sure that his guests are well taken care of as we are feeling right now.
10:25
All right, all right.
10:26
I would caution you not to. Not to chug anything. It has a way of hitting you little hard in that scenario.
10:33
Oh, that's a little late for that.
10:35
Oops.
10:37
My bad, My bad.
10:39
Okay, good to know. All right. So Foe.
10:43
We.
10:44
You and me now. Let's talk then, because this is gonna go. Yep, the adults are talking.
10:50
All these squares make a circle.
11:13
Watching some Dragon Ball Z, Bruce, for making home today.
11:20
All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle. I'm so glad it's not me this time.
11:27
So, Foe. I guess that you and I should probably be the ones to talk right now, since you're your minstrel.
11:37
Oh.
11:37
Oh, no.
11:38
S. He's red, guys. He is legitimately red. I'm okay.
12:10
You all right?
12:11
I put my mask back on.
12:17
I prefer Harold.
12:18
I was about to use that exact word. Thank you. That was. That was a poor choice of words on my part. Don't you know? Yeah, yeah. So since he seems to be a little indisposed, perhaps we should talk about things, since you have sort of a big picture that I would like to see a little more clearly. And I might have some pointers in relation to the ladies here. As long as the wolf does not.
12:50
Eat us, I'd like to. I feel that we would be wise to do away with the current structure that holds back the people on this planet instead of the houses that guide this planet. The people should rise up. And I see no better Leader than you, Finn. You've experienced this. This great evil in a way that nobody else can. You're a mighty warrior. You've been trained by a noble warrior who sacrificed himself. Griff. And we need to prepare these people to take on that evil, but then to also take on the greater evils of the galaxy. As went through this town, we've seen that your. That the people of the. This planet are continuously looking up to. For inspiration. And it's time for them to. Instead of keep on looking up, to look to themselves to make their own way at this point.
13:47
All right. Give me a diplomacy check with advantage.
13:56
Oh, thank God. For advantage. 19.
14:00
Okay.
14:00
He.
14:06
Listens to what you have to say, and you can see him sort of process this whole thing. And he first is sort of, like, hesitant to accept your ideas. And then after a few moments, sort of like takes him and it's like, yeah, this. I mean, he starts playing like, I. I haven't seen very much. And if. I mean, you've seen. You've seen what's out there beyond the stars, and you've seen other evils. And you. I mean, I. I trust you, Foe. If you think this is what's right, if you think this is how it has to be.
14:47
All right.
14:48
All right. Yeah. Yeah. Don't you know? You know? You betcha. He raises his hand and he ignites his. His hand shield. And he goes. I pledge myself to you, Foe. You are the guide of our people.
15:11
You'll. You'll end up being a leader. That. That. Right. Now, I know you don't see it, but you'll end up leading these people to greater places than they could have ever imagined and that you've ever imagined.
15:24
And he bows again and deactivates the shield. Well, listen, so the Lady Lian may be a good person to speak to about this. The ladies of the houses tend to be the real people in charge. But especially here at House Fedora, I.
15:50
Think it wise to not include the ladies in our plan because I see that they are in a position where they are comfortable with the system as is. And I don't believe for us to overcome the evils of this galaxy and of this world, that they are committed to that mission.
16:15
In the back of your head, you. You can hear the voice of Klebold.
16:24
Interesting. Interesting, for sure. You're gathering valuable insight into these people. Lady Lian. Cut off the ladies at their anchors. Strip them of their power.
16:52
And you can see Lady Lyn, who had been speaking to the soldiers, the Captain and the two lieutenants, she sort of excuses herself from them and walks over to the throne and clearly begins flirting with Lord Prick.
17:13
Good. Good. She will seduce him. She will take his will. So that the ladies do not have someone to turn to, so that when the soldiers need someone to obey, they will listen to their lord and betray their mistresses. Excellent. For sure. Excellent.
17:44
You can speak out through the force if you choose, but you don't have to.
17:47
Thank you, my master.
17:49
Oh, no.
17:51
Damn it. Addie.
17:53
Boo.
17:54
Boo, Addie. I taught you better than that.
17:56
Out of game.
18:01
T. You're better than that. You're better than this, man. You're breaking my heart. Going out of path. I can't follow.
18:10
The,.
18:15
The ladies come back and they, they come up to you. There's a group of guards, but it's a. It's a small group, about 10 people total. They say, well, you say you wish to speak to the people. Right this way. We have summoned some of the high ranking people of this fiefdom. They will hear what you have to say, and if your words carry any weight, will bring you to the rest of the populace. So come, we. We will speak down in the court. And you guys are escorted to this elevator where you're brought back down to sort of the entrance area of the actual ship, the same area that you first came into. And they've gathered at this point now just a large number of people of the court. So there's in the ballpark of say like 50, like better dressed individuals.
19:27
When you come down.
19:30
And the.
19:31
The ladies sort of gesture you to everyone, it's like, well, stranger from the stars, what. What have you to say?
19:42
Go ahead and take a. A move from my herald.
19:49
You do this one.
19:50
Oh, Captain, my Captain,.
19:54
I don't think I'd be able to get back down.
19:56
I don't think.
19:58
I would just have to sleep here.
20:00
I'd call off from work.
20:01
He lives here now. He lives here.
20:04
Sorry, guys, I can't get down from the table. I could twist ankle.
20:14
Good citizens of House Fedora, thank you for. For meeting with us. And just as I begin this speech, I also want to roll Force Illusion.
20:25
Yeah.
20:26
Oh, no.
20:29
18. And I want sort of angelic glow.
20:34
Okay. Yeah,.
20:45
Yeah, yeah. That's not gonna work this time. I do like this one's not. It's not. It's really not gonna work. All right, let's hear what you got, then do it on your own. Trying to help. Thank you. I appreciate the sentiment.
21:01
So grateful.
21:04
Forget how you got Here.
21:05
All right,.
21:12
So, good citizens of David,.
21:15
We will not go quietly into the night.
21:20
We're gonna live on. We're gonna survive.
21:24
All right, good people of House Fedor, thank you for joining us.
21:28
What's wrong with. I was not prepared. Not ready for that case. Damn it. What is wrong with your face? I don't know, guys. I'm just a little different. But.
21:52
But in my travels, we've. We've seen great evils. My friends and I, we have fought. We've lost friends. And your people here, well, your people are great and noble people.
22:03
People.
22:03
We've seen them defend their farms. We've seen them defend against the land knocks. We've seen the Rangers. We've seen sacrifices from great warriors like the noble Griff against the evils that exist on this planet. But the. The evils of this planet are just one of the many great evils in this galaxy. We must defeat the. The evils here, but we must also defeat the evils at large across the galaxy as well. But that is not possible as we are divided among houses as men. Men like you serve a lord that lives comfortably on your work, on all the fruit of your labor. Right now, you're at the mercy of the pricks.
22:49
And we rather like our setup here. Thank you.
22:54
But you.
22:55
Right now, your people look to the. To the heavens for inspiration. And now your opportunity is here to create a new path, to create a new galaxy, to forge a new path to join us and take over and defeat the evils of this galaxy. You have the opportunity here to create a new world and to create a new galaxy. And will you join us?
23:20
I want to do a spot check.
23:21
To see how the crowd's reacting to this. Yes, please.
23:27
24.
23:30
So the. The people gathered are not like the small folk of the town. These are like the. The people of the court. And most of them seem pretty comfortable with the situation that they are a part of the. And there's, like, a lot of, like, discomfort. There's. Some people are like, this one should stick to using the Force for, like, combating evil. Stick to playing basketball kind of things.
23:57
Oh, that's racist.
23:58
I understand that.
24:01
This is where. This is where.
24:05
Like, where. Where are we in relationship to.
24:07
To Addie? Like, can you, like, kind of right behind him? He'd, like, step forward to, like, speak so I can stand.
24:14
Step back into the shadows, Just kind.
24:17
Of, like, kind of distance myself and kind of, like, into a corner away from him a little bit.
24:22
What you may not know is that this new world order Is upon you whether you like it or not. And I want to roll forced lightning to use it one of the. On one of the sister lives.
24:35
Well, yeah.
24:37
Shit. Well, that escalated quickly.
24:42
Wow. Sleep.
24:43
Slippery slope. The dark side is.
24:50
15.
24:56
Well, you hit, for starters, in terms of. So, yes. Lightning crackles around your fingers and flies out at. At one of the. The two sister wives. Give me 46 of damage.
25:14
Oh, yes. To my.
25:16
Oh.
25:16
Oh, 46.
25:17
Sorry.
25:18
To the wife.
25:24
Nine.
25:27
Really? For 46. In your anger.
25:32
Two more.
25:32
Yeah, I rolled it twice. So, yeah, I got four. One.
25:35
And.
25:36
Wow.
25:36
Okay.
25:36
Yeah, yeah, Sorry.
25:38
Yeah.
25:38
This is an impression.
25:43
You see her hair start to frizz a little bit.
25:49
I just healed your failings. Do you really want to critique this? I mean, a little bit? I mean, what's going to happen?
26:00
The sister wife is like. Lightning flies out from your fingers and strikes her, and she falls to the ground screaming, her hair frizzing, as you were saying. And she stands up like her clothes burned and her mouth dry, and she's trying to make the words. At which point Finn looks at you with very clear shock. And you hear a voice being like,.
26:37
You must move quickly now. Your illusions have been seen through.
26:44
And Finn.
26:47
Goes.
26:49
I can sense the evil flowing through you.
26:53
You.
26:53
You didn't destroy it. You succumbed to it. And he tries to slice at you with his. His lance, his bayoneted blaster. And without even being, like, just instinctively, hufluungdung, steps in the way of the blade and is stabbed in the chest.
27:17
Look out.
27:18
No,.
27:22
No, I did. He pulls the blade out, and you collapse, like bleeding from your chest. And the dark side of the force flows through you. Foe. And instinctively, you lash out. And everyone is shoved backwards like they're. They're not knocked to their feet. They're, like, literally just pushed back 5 to 10ft, depending on how close they are to you.
27:54
You stabbed me. I'm bleeding.
27:59
Except for Hoof, who you. Who you sort of shielded with that. With that effort. And you, like, Hoof is right there bleeding out, like, looking up at you with these, like, hurt eyes.
28:15
Fojo. I'm so glad I got to hold your hand at your mom's bar mitzvah.
28:21
Bat mitzvah.
28:22
Seriously.
28:24
Shh.
28:25
I'm dying.
28:28
A voice rings through you.
28:30
It's like,.
28:32
You may save him if you wish. You have the power.
28:37
So I'm gonna.
28:38
I'm gonna crouch down, hold him up,.
28:44
And use. And choke it and try to use heel.
28:52
Okay.
28:52
As I sing a little Rick Astley tune, To him.
28:56
Go ahead.
28:58
Oh, shit.
29:02
You're gone. Thank God. I have extra points in this. I have 15.
29:06
So why want to use your force points?
29:09
Through the Force, you reach out, and with your own strength of will, deny the wound upon him. You knit his body together, but the blade was charged with the power of the Force as well. And so you're not actually able to naturally close the wounds. You are exerting this effort to keep him alive, to connect his very blood vessels and to put everything together. And the dark side of the Force is now instinctively flowing through you. And you defend yourself from this attacker now, this person who has ignited his shield and is ready to blast you. What are you doing with that, though?
29:58
I'm gonna right now, because I still feel like there.
30:02
Aren't you supposed to be seeing some Rick Astley hoof?
30:05
No, it's getting dark and cold.
30:09
No, no, no. Hoof.
30:11
I think it's just a flesh wound. No, no, that's definitely. Nope, not dead. Still here.
30:19
Never, never gonna give you up hold me Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye don't leave me Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you oh, it hurts. Never gonna give Never gonna give you.
30:54
Sir.
30:55
Never gonna give Never gonna give you.
31:01
All right, so you're singing this, but your will is extending outwards through the Force. So what are you doing?
31:08
So I'm gonna.
31:09
While you sing Ricketts,.
31:12
I'm gonna turn around and use force strike to. Just to. To push. To push Finn away. Because I still feel like there's hope for him to. To lead these. This people.
31:25
Okay.
31:26
But he does. He just doesn't have the vision to see it right now. So.
31:33
Let me do that again. No, why don't you do it again?
31:38
No.
31:41
Eight.
31:43
Okay.
31:43
And. Sorry.
31:44
What you're trying. You're trying to basically shove him away. He resists.
31:48
Like.
31:49
Yeah, he resists your.
31:50
Your.
31:51
Your powers.
31:51
Yeah.
31:53
And he. He's raising his blaster to. To fire a shot at you. And without even really thinking about it, you just instinctively draw the blood blasters from your friend's holsters towards you, and they all float up in front of you, and you sort of reposition them to fire at Finn. He raises his shield and he blocks the shots. He looks at you all. It's like, we need to go. We need to run.
32:25
Okay.
32:29
The lady Lian seems to be touching Lord Prick, and he almost seems like a. A zombie. Like, un. Like she seems to have like seduced him under her spell. Like, Finn is sort of. Is looking around and just like taking in like the. The power of dark. The dark side that has like flown through the room and just like surged into Foe. And he. He like shove or grabs you guys and like shoves you towards the door. As these people almost seem frozen completely. Just lulled into a state of not knowing what they are witnessing. As shots fire off from blasters. Your own blasters. That Foe is aimed at you guys. He's shooting at us now too, Dick.
33:20
All right, I was gonna come to your aid, but fuck you. All right.
33:26
As you guys flee out the room, you see that hu. Flung dung is standing there like little bits of blood kind of trickling out of the wound. But it's. As soon as they come out, they go back into his flesh. He's being held together by this wound or like by the power of the dark side. And Finn is like. Is shoving you. We need to run these people. His power has flown through everyone. He's too strong. I don't. What happened? I don't know. Let's get out of here.
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Yeah, we gotta go.
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Come on.
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Failures.
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Where can we find a hyperdrive?
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We need a hyperdrive.
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Screw this planet.
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We are out of here.
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Let's go, Finn.
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Let's get back to your home. You guys rush out and fleeing from where all these guards are. You rush into through this gate, finding yourself standing inside this hedge maze that led its way out of the palace grounds.
34:38
How far away is the speeder that we left behind?
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Never get turn around.
34:46
Because that had the hypergraph on it, didn't it?
34:48
No, we left.
34:50
Oh yeah, yeah, it did.
34:51
You guys would have brought it with you. So you would need to get. Get over to it to. To get it. But we are.
34:58
We need slippery gym.
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Yeah.
35:02
I never thought I'd say that.
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Your ally. We need to get your ally.
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Yes.
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All right. We need to try to get over to the stables where we would have parked the speeder. And we need to get out of here and find aid. So your allies.
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All right.
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I guess that's what we'll have to do.
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We gotta go.
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We gotta get out of here right now. And we're going to fade over to a scene far away where a figure in black tips up his helmeted head.
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And.
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Says to a being who is across the stars from him, but directly in front of him in his own way, my master. Do you sense that as I do? And the hooded figure raises his own.
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Head and goes, yes.
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My apprentice, the last force master of Asojia, lives. And he has taken an apprentice of his own. Shall I deal with him?
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No.
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No.
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You have your own project to oversee. No. I think it's time to see what my hand can do.
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And the.
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The hooded figure peers back at a. A striking redhead. Her muscles shift attention.
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Find.
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It will be done. We're gonna end the session.
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Once you.
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Bring in Mara Jade.
36:58
I can't stop thinking about her. So, yeah, thanks.
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Thanks for that.
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Oh, that sounded way dirtier than I think you intended. Oh, no.
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Oh, no. All right, this is your story, baby.
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You run with it.
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Well, you can find out. You can listen to other episodes podcast.
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