Session 14 - About Last Night
Will Huuf Lung Dung survive the arena? Will Pho Sho ever be the same after his dalliance with Kelsey the Hutt? Probably not. Some crazy nerfherder shenanigans here today!
Scruffy Nerfherders Full Episode
Originally aired: November 23, 2017
Podcast Edited by Addy Thomas
Music: Purple Planet Music
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Timestamps
00:00 Intro + Character Roll Call + Last Session Recap
02:59 Gambling Arena Begins – Hu Flung Dung Enters the Shootout Tournament
05:16 First Duel – The Legendary Ball Shot Heard Across the Galaxy
09:14 Victory + Advancing to Round Two
09:45 Faux Sho & Slippery Jim’s Extremely Uncomfortable Morning After
12:51 Hut Negotiations Get Worse Somehow + Force Powers Put to Questionable Use
17:15 Round Two Begins – Hu Flung Dung vs. the Duros Gunslinger
21:45 More Regret, More Gambling, and Everyone Watches the Arena Broadcast
23:04 Bigger Bets + Round Three Against the Gamorrean
27:48 The Shields Start Failing + Absolute Casino Panic
30:10 Final Round Collapse + Hu Flung Dung Gets Eliminated
31:25 Fallout – Everyone Loses Money and Dignity
34:10 The Party Reunites + Nobody Wants to Explain Anything
37:41 Leaving the Station + Emotional Damage on the Way to Alderaan
39:52 Outro + Stay Scruffy, Nerf Herders
Transcription
00:08
Hey, Nerf Herders. I'm Addy Thomas. And I am Ben Milton. Thanks for joining us for another episode of Scruffy Nerf Herders. We are continuing the adventures of our rebel scoundrels as they make their way across the galaxy after the battle of Yavin. Right now, I am focused on Osho the Force adept. Keldor have some force powers that I may not want to be using in this next episode. We'll see, good buddy. See what we have. You're in a tight spot. Yeah, well, we'll let someone else do that recap. Or whoever wins the role do that recap. What are you doing? I am playing the role of Phallus Vag killer. I am a human fringer. Kind of a survivalist gambler, Jack of all trades, kind of characteristic character. Ed Corey. I am Hu Flung Dung.
00:56
I am a Gungan soldier, Failed pop artist, and now a soldier. Like I said, failed pop artist. Yeah, never gets old. Pop artist idea never gets old. Still need to do Gungan style. Gungan style. Gungan style. And then, of course, we've got J. Mike, who's a recent addition to the group. Yay. I am Stembolt Noor. I am Zach, our Zabrak tech specialist. No other personality to you. I'm a black guy. Before we go into to introduce the last part of our group, don't forget you can go to our website, certainpov.com to visit to get all our podcast feeds, our social media patreon. All of that again is at our website, certainpow.com and now, last but certainly not least, is the God of our game, our Dungeon Master case. You can even say the force that moves you. No, thank you.
01:56
I don't want to think about what's binding us and surrounding us that penetrates us. Probably for his sake. Sean is mercifully not with us tonight. Good call, Sean. Good call. He might listen to this and volunteer for more scouts meeting, but I just stay behind and I'm just going to. It's really great playing with you, Sean. Could I have everyone roll a D20 for me for the recap? 14. Don't lie, Ben. 15. 3. 9. Damn it. I guess let's do the recap. Okay, so went to this new space station in search of some hut cartel info and stuff to get from the huts in order to get our way to Alderaan and survive. So while were there, we split up into two groups. Addie and Slippery Jim and the Clone went to the hut to negotiate for the.
02:59
For the Stuff that were trying to get and ended up in a very uncomfortable position for Addie. And Slippery Jim. And Slippery Jim with this Hut. And then what ended up happening was J, Mike and Corey and I went to the casino and we gambled. We doubled up on our money, and we entered Corey into a gunslinging contest. And I bet all of our winnings on Corey winning. And that's where we left off as he was facing a Rhodian. That is a very concise telling of what felt like an interminable amount of time. Good job. This is what water does to me, guys. It's not good. My body's not good. You're too aware of everything around you. I don't want to see this so much of the world. It's so ugly. All right. An announcer's voice rings through the halls of the arena.
03:56
Stepping forward is Biddle, undefeated champion. Wait, I thought this was an entry level. Four years running, Beginning his climb to once again win the title. And in the southern corner, some bullshit name. It's a Gungan. And we all know how that's gonna go. Oh, Lord. Can I change my bet? So could I have hu flung Dung roll Initiative, please. Win the crowd, win your freedom. 6. Oh, J. Thanks, Bailey. Think it was a lot of money. What is your Dex score? Win some, you lose some. Dex score 14. Okay. You actually win the shoot off. Oh, my God. We haven't actually rolled for the attacks. You just are going first. And it's a good thing you took quick draws your feet this level. Because your gun is ready to go. It's ready. So give me an attack roll, buddy. I'm ready. Attack one.
05:16
Damn, dude. You shoot the guy. Are you aiming for anything in particular or just shooting at him? Shoot him in the balls. I shot him in the balls. Okay, you shot him in the dick. You successfully shoot him. Yes. That's my Gunkan. That's my Gunkin. Now, when you shoot him in the balls, a force field shows up around him. You guys are both wearing personal shields to prevent anyone from actually getting killed at this level or at this stage of the game. However, he still winces. There's still an impact right there. And plenty of static electricity just like, kind of. Get out of here. I don't want to do that again. Shoot him again. He didn't really care for that. But you know what? He's gonna try to get a shot off on you. And successful.
06:12
He shoots you squarely in the chest and you take nothing. It doesn't Even phase me. 10 Points of vitality damage. Damn it. You shot the ball. Headshot, guys. Nobody gets up from a ball shot. I'm sorry. What happened to my force field shield thing? When this is all done, you will be fine. This is just the representation of stamina for this. Like, Got it. All right, yours. This doesn't work. I forgot to turn it on. Time out. Time out. You turned it on your noose. You had a pimple. Oops. Yeah, that's probably what happened. Give him another shot, please. Kill him. Crucify him. Give us Barabbas. Not this time. Plus eight. Eleven. That misses. Oh, no. He's gonna shoot at you. Can I, like, do a dive, tuck and roll? He misses you. Sweet the dive. Shoot him. Roll. Shoot him again. 22.
07:19
That's a hit. Hey, roll 2D6 for me. Crap. 3. Okay, you shoot him in the chest. The force field doesn't seem to, like, phase him that much, but you can see, like, a little bit of staticky, kind of like singeing the clothes underneath them. Ooh. Boom. He misses again, wildly. That shot actually caused him to jerk at the last moment as he was about to fire off at you. That's about what I's gonna do. Sounds about right. 21. Okay, give me another roll. All right, you play blackjack. Six. Okay, that's. You actually disarm him. Boom. He doesn't have an arm. No, he. Dude, Ben Biological. He's giving us a preview of the hunt. Sorry, time out. That just started. I'm keeping this in, and it is diabolical. Come on, man. My mouth was open. You gotta warn me first.
08:17
We're doing a shootout over here, but he's using artillery over there. Taco Bell Revenge. Bastards. Taco Bell Revenge. That was not musical. That's healthy. Women. You sons of bitches. This just turned into the Alamo. The best thing about this is I'm closest to the door. Wow. I hope my fucking feel better. Thanks for asking. Nobody cares. Nobody cares at all. Nobody cares. All right, so he's disarmed. Yeah. So that gives me another shot. Kill him. Yeah. Give it one more shot. 27. Good Lord. Give me a damage roll, please. It's plus eight, right? Yeah, yeah. Nine. All right, you see, when you shoot him squarely in the chest, that. That force field fails completely. So he doesn't take physical harm beyond just, like, a little bit of singeing and, like, a little impact, but that, like, he's done. You won. Whoa.
09:14
I told you, J. Mike. I told you. Oh, my God. You're advancing to the Second level. What if I don't want to go to the next level? Do I have a choice? Can we cash out? Once you're in, that's it. You got to go all the way. Oh, miracle of miracles, the bullshit named Gungan is advancing to the next level. Woo. And with that, we're going to cut back over to. To a different kind of challenge. See if you shoot first, we come to with Faux Sho and Slippery Jim drinking coffee the morning after. They're looking at each other. And Slippery Jim looks at you and goes, so we said not gonna talk about that one, right? Never again. Yeah. Oh, dude. Faux. Yo. This is the best day of my life. No, you guys are gonna have babies. I hope you use protection.
10:33
The upside in all of this is I never wanna come back here again. That's exactly what I said last time. I don't care if we gotta go to Alderaan again. Never coming back here again. The good news is that we're not gonna have to pay for it. Oh, you paid for it. We definitely paid for it. Reggie comes out of the bathroom and goes like. And I thought I had PTSD before. I just got this trigger finger and I can't see. Stop washing it. Wait, you were there too, Reggie. You were there too. I didn't see you on the other side. Oh, God. That's what the creaking noise was on the other side. Oh, no. It was my servo motors can to. Jeez. Your new name is now Bent Over. Sorry. F. Show it. It's not.
11:40
I mean, that's appropriate for the Kel Dor people. They change their name based on their trades. Well, that was a step forward in my education to not. Oh. Oh, there's so many memories to bury. I don't know which ones keeps up. Certain ones are coming north. This is the best day of my life, Patty. All right, well, he's crying in the corner. Faux Show. Give me whatever force power you were hoping to use to sort of predict that thing to see how successful this little endeavor is. I need time. Let it be a massive failure. Damn it. This is the best day of my life. It's 12. It's not that bad. You're able to sort of provide basic information to them that they would have been able to figure out with their spies anyway. So it's not.
12:51
The only thing kind of impressive about it is that you didn't have to go on a comm or anything. You were just like. And then all of a sudden, you could just, like, talk to them and tell them it's like. Well, these movements are happening now, my tentacled lover. You're not so impressive, are you? Perhaps if you try harder with your mind. Right now I need your mind first and then your body. I'm out. Oh, really? Wookie. Hey, that's a female Wookiee, though. Yeah, this is a female hut. Kind of. Sort of. I think we established a sort of nebulous. There's folds. Who cares? The way huts can reproduce asexually, by the way. Oh, no. It's an impressive step. We can lay our eggs. And then if we experience conditions that are just the right temperature at just the right peak of the moon.
14:07
Our gender can change. And then I can spray my chism across it. Fertilizing. Fertilizing. Unfortunately, these are the notes you were quickly chopping down. Goddamn case. What is going on in your life? Unfortunately, thanks to your contribution, I won't have to do that. Oh my God. As we all know, right before Boonta Eve is when we're most fat. Oh, Lefos. You brought this on yourself, Addy. You brought this on yourself. You have nobody to blame but you. Your force, powers, magic, mind. And here we thought it was gonna be the same telepathically to each other. Meanwhile, I'm making money hand over fist. I'm up three grand. Let's give that another force rol. 20. Okay. You are actually able to provide information. Specifically about the movements of the ships. Where? It's very precise. Where? Like the window that they had to move.
15:32
Where the Imperials wouldn't catch this one. Runner was tiny, but they were able to make it. And when Kelsey the Hutt hears the news, she lets out. Like. I was hearing too much of that energy. My little one. My little tendril. Love Boat. Oh, man. You have done very well for yourself. Can't wait till our characters find out about this. I know, right? We have tacitly agreed never to reveal that information. Never talking about this. Oh, man. It's gonna be video. There's gonna be videotape somewhere. There's always video. Maybe intimidation will work. It's gonna be a cold day in hell. All of us will have to be on the verge of death when we finally reveal that information. And even then, it will only be to save each other's lives. Isn't that right, Fo sho? Not even to save someone's life at this point.
16:41
That's true. That's true. That makes the most sense. Some secrets need to stay secrets. Indeed. Indeed. Master Sabaoth told me that once. That's the second time he's mentioned that. That's important. All right, well, thank you for that. I gotta stop at the water. We are cutting you off. No more. You are way too high. Okay. I hate you guys. Says the guy who just spent 20 minutes. We don't even talk about that again during the break. He was thinking about it the whole time. How to take this to the next level. How crazy can this get? How do I top the worst? We wipe. Back to Hu Fongdong stepping out onto the battlefield. Crowds going live. There's actually some people who are cheering. It's not a huge roar, but it's some people just excited to see the guy who this new contender.
18:00
He's showing it up. He's doing well. I'm gonna attempt a backflip. Do you guys have money on this one? Yes. Another thousand. Okay, so 1,000 on it. A duros. Wait, didn't you win something? The last. Yeah. Step forward. Also ready to take him on as a competitor. Give me an initiative roll, please. It's 19 plus. Yeah. You handily beat him on that one. Yes. And here we go. And give me an attack roll, please. 15 Plus 8. That is a clear shot. And hit. Headshot. Headshot. Okay, in that case, because I was still a hit even with the disadvantage. Aiming for the head. Give me 3D6. Roll. 10. Okay. Yeah. Like, his head snaps back. He catches himself as he, like, rights himself. Oh, and he's dazed for a second. You get another shot. Gun, gun, gun. 14 Plus 8.
19:24
Yep, that's still a hit. Headshot. Boom, boom. Were you trying to do a headshot there? No, just trying to do a Cheshire. Give me a 2D6. Roll 12. Okay. At least he's an honest one. You get his chest and he reels back further, but he's able to get his gun up and make a shot. However, he misses wildly. Take a shot again. Did I do the Matrix? No. Yes. Yes, he did. This is for best fight ever. Night radio guys. Fear the mind. For those not with us at this time, we all just did the little backwards motion while making dungeon noises. Considering J bike is the closest thing to in shape in here. Like, all of us did, like, three. I looked like a whale. Whale. I look like I was trying backstroke. I looked like I was trying not to fall over.
20:39
Give me another attack roll, please. Another attack roll. Ooh. 1 8. You miss and he takes a shot at you. Also misses the. Yeah, Shoot him again. Harder, harder. 11 Plus 8. Oh, no. It's 11 plus 8. 11. Come on, you're killing me, Corey. You fire off and it goes wildly. He takes another shot at you. This time it actually hits. I am bleeding, making me the victor. Your force shield takes three points of damage. Oh, no. Weak. The powers are weak. 22. That's a hit, man. Give me 2d6. Roll. Nine. That nine points. Hitting him squarely in the dick. He catches his crotch as the force field. You can see it almost like pops, blah, blah, ding dong. And he folds over and lands on the ground whimpering with his weird bug shaped eyes. Oh my God.
21:45
This is as much fun as real gambling. Better on your finances. Goes this poor sad creature who you shot in the dick as the force field failed. Yes, dick shot. We're gonna wipe away mood swing. Back to our post coital lovers. I wish everybody could see Adi's face right now. He's just like in this state of like unhappy shock depression. He's staying in character. He's really committing this for sure. I have to say I do appreciate you trying to help. I feel that all of our efforts to make things better has only made it worse. Can we turn on the tv, Slippery Jim? I don't really want to talk about this right now. Yeah, that's fine. I think there's some gladiatorial games going on right now. That. That sounds much better right now. And he turns it on.
23:04
And we're going to wipe back to the arenas before it starts. Let me check in with our two. Our two gamblers over here. Are you guys doing anything like. I was in shock. Almost a four grand. I was in shock. I can't believe this is actually working. Oh, you know what? What? We were supposed to stay low. Oh, crap. Whatever. We're gonna go with this. We'll be able to buy our way out of any trouble we get into. I'm putting two grand down on this one. What's wrong with you? What is wrong with you? Are you betting or not? I'm with a granddad. That's my boy. All right, you've attracted some attention of some disreputable ladies who have come your way. Best day of my life. And he's humping his face slugs. And I got hookers.
24:02
They're not hookers, but they are attracted to wealth. Same thing. You say potato, I say sure thing. They're not hookers. They're massage nerves, actually. All right, so hoof, give me an initiative roll, please. Six plus getting eight. No initiative. Two. Two. So eight. Okay. You unfortunately do not win that initiative Roll. Okay, not the time to screw me. A bulky Gamorrean steps out. Oh God, their pig face are those knuckles. And he raises up to shoot his fat fingers trying to steady the hand around his massive chest. And he misses completely. Stuffins pork chop McStuffins fires and misses. What? What can the mysterious Gungan do? 23. And that's a hit. Let's roll some damage. 6. And he. He takes it right in the chest. It doesn't seem to really faze him though. He's really bulky and really strong. He seems.
25:34
He lets off a shot and. Oh, this one's a hit. Oh. No damage. And he takes six points of damage. You'll be alright. Hang in there. Hang in there, you crazy Gungan bastard. 24. Yes. And that's a hit. Four. Okay. He again. You've hit the other shoulder. And at this point he doesn't seem to be at all affected. In fact, it's more just his own blubber and mass that he's trying to deal with. With trying to get his arms in position to aim at you. He takes a shot and hits another six points of damage. Rocks your force field. 16. No, the Ms. Is completely. How do I miss a fat guy? Cause you just got shot. No, when you. But he also takes a shot at you and misses completely. Wow. The Matrix move wins again. Yes. Yes. You. Except this time.
26:40
This time there's no pull. But somehow you still do. The Matrix Reloaded spin around move. Coolest fight ever. 15. That's a miss, my friend. Oh, come on. But he misses as well. This is a terrible shot. Fifteen. You're killing me. Cory keeps getting worse and worse. It's a hit. No, you take six more points of damage. Jeez, rolling sixes every day. You need to stop Case. You need to lie. You need to lie. Come on. I want 20. 23. That's a hit. 5. Okay, you get him this time in the jaw and you're like. Yeah. And he tries to take another shot at you. That's right. Big face. This time. Totally misses. Yeah. Oh. Thirteen. Killing me. That's a miss. No, he tries to. He's now getting kind of annoyed because he shot him in the face. Face. And he's having trouble.
27:48
He tries to do a really cocky like John Woo style like side shot. Like allowing his body to not be so much in the way. And he. He aims for the head and he hits. So you take 10 points of damage to your shield. It's starting to fail. But it's not there yet. I'M still in the game. You still got some in there. Come on. So you're gonna have to do a really good shot. He's leaned up, so he's only as wide as a normal person at the moment. However, I would probably recommend you try to do a headshot. Head shot. It is headshot. Head shot. Come on. 20. Natural. 20. Feeling the ham sandwich lie. 10. Jesus Christmas. That is the worst lie ever. Your blaster bolt whizzes right by him, coming nowhere near anything. That's his form.
28:51
And he shoots you in the knee. And you take another three points of damage to your shield. It's starting to really. It's starting to crackle. It's, like, almost done. Too late to play some prep. 17. Does it hit? 2, 3. Oh, yeah, yeah. Where's. Come on. 8. His head, like, snaps to the side because of his posture. He's dazed for a second soon, but breaks his neck and he dies. 11. God dang it. He recovers. He misses you, however. Yes. Come on, Cory. Come on, Cory. Daddy needs a new pair of shoes. 26. That's a hit. Yes. 8. One more roll. 9. The worst. Worse you are. You get him in the head again. Yes. He's dazed. He's. He is dazed. He actually, like, is knocked off his feet. His energy shield is still up. He, like, spins and lands on the ground.
30:10
I'm gonna shoot him in the ass. Yes. Go for his ass. I can't hear that. Hold on to the diesel ass. I'm assuming this is the tv. This is the announcer on tv. Thirteen. Oh, my God. Considering. Considering how vast the target that you're aiming for, give it an advantage. Roll. So one more time. 14. 14. It's unfortunately still a miss. He's able to recover, and he gets up and he gets off. One more shot, and it's a miss. Yes. Oh, thank you, sweet baby Jesus. 9. All right. This is worse than real. Oh, wow. That's a. That's a miss. Yes. Nine. Oh, my God. You guys are both just firing into the sky. Except that one's a hit. This is, like, real Star Wars. Nobody gives. And now you're dead. Your shields fail as he blasts you. You had one job, man.
31:25
You had one job. I'm sweating like crazy right now. That was awesome. You had one job. Yeah. So in the third round, you're disqualified having had your shield blasted out. So that's, what, three grand that you guys lost? Yeah, two for me. Three cumulatively. All right, I'm sorry, guys. That was. That was an intense Shootout right there. As far as your friends know, by the way, having tuned into it only for that match, all they saw was hoop. Get his ass, whore. They're shaking my head. Not even forced empathy can help me right now. Yeah, he feels better that he's not the only one that got his ass whooped. Reggie goes. And he was your muscle before I joined up with you guys. Yeah. That guy is a shame to the race. A discredit to. Oh, Gunnigan.
32:22
Why did you let me bet on him? I told you not to. I told you not to. You don't listen to me. Sorry. I still came out ahead a thousand. Well, so we got what we wanted. You improved yourself to Kelsey. She might call you in the future. She might call you with bounty hunters in the future. It's a weird life once you've had that experience, but. Well, Reggie, that was a pretty weird time. We should. Can we make our way out? We should make our way now. We got what we needed, right? I think we should, like. You don't want to hear her say yoo hoo. It's weird coming from a hut mouth. There are a lot of weird things coming from hut mouths today.
33:12
Yeah, that was an impressive thing with what you did with your force powers and with all the toys. That was intriguing. I'm impressed. Oh, my God. I have so many questions. As we all agreed. Right, Reggie? That's right. Never again. Yep. Never again. Never discuss it again. It will never come up in any capacity. Thank you. I prefer a silent ride down the escalator, if you don't mind. I agree. Thank you. And you guys all ride the escalator down like you rode that hut. There's a lot less squealing. Meanwhile, you guys are riding up the other escalator to come back up to the landing level from the arena. Nice. How you feeling, hoof? You all right? I'm sorry, guys. I failed you. No, I still came out 1000 ahead. He actually won some money just by the round fees.
34:10
He won the first two, so he actually won a total of 500 credits just for that. My hoof. Boom. Are the ladies with them? No, we lost. Ladies left. And it's ironic how that works. These hoes ain't loyal. No, they're not. Yeah, ain't. But you guys meet up at the. At the platform right outside of the Cosmopolitan. Swift. All right. Hey, guys. Hey. What's going on? What did you guys do? What's wrong with you guys? We got what we needed. We got what we needed for all day. Are you okay? Yeah. You look like you're doing too good. Is that a hickey? No, it's not. Oh, okay. My bad. No, We used to talk to more people than I preferred, but it was good. You guys got what we needed, though. Yeah, we got it. Hey, I got great news, guys.
35:13
I'm up a thousand credits. I'm up 500. How are you doing? I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about it. Yeah, I saw Hoof on tv, but I didn't see him win. I saw him shooting everywhere but the. But the porto. Oh, yeah, that was a rough round. Yeah, that was a rough round. Yeah, I don't want to talk about it. It actually came out. It worked out ahead because like, he got out right before he got really popular in of front famous. So it actually came out. Okay. So my whole advice about staying low and keeping a profile down while the Imperials are here with a Star Destroyer, that. That was taken to heart? Absolutely. That's why. Sure did. That's the plan. The entire time. I'm pretty sure that was broadcast across the galaxy.
35:58
Guys, we had it under control. Nobody watches that early around. And I had a bullshit name. Yeah, I mean, they didn't even give his real name. That's a. That's a pretty good plan. I would have probably bet against him when he was throwing the round, but didn't think of that. Just. Let's just say I. I didn't bet that round. We just decided to walk away with the thousand that we did win and his. His winnings. We didn't lose money. Huh? Wait, didn't Stimbolt and say he lost money? Well, Stimulton, he's a zaprack. He doesn't understand gambling on his planet. You understand how it is. We're still teaching him. You're doing good. Just go with it. Whatever. All right, well, so what's next? So I kind of want to get back aboard my ship and take a long shower. Are you guys okay?
36:50
You guys all look sick. I don't want to talk about it. We're good. We're good. We just need to get going. I don't care for that. I don't. I don't want to talk about it. We can go visit the med bay if you guys need. Oh, it's okay. It's okay. How's your trigger finger? It's. It's gotten some use, but. You guys have gotten a fight? No, no, just. Just diagnostics. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. That makes a lot of sense. Yeah. We, yeah, we. We drank a bit. Oh really? I'm a little hungover right now. You guys had some fun, really good time. It wasn't the worst of times. No, I've had worse. Really? That's a story I want to hear. No, no, I don't think you do. No, you don't. No, you don't. All right, so let's get back aboard the ship. Sure.
37:41
Hey foe, why are your robes so slimy? I think you're just making up details now. You try to trip us up with some sort of meta knowledge and I don't care for that. Only Sean gets away with like that. Well, that was, that was a side quest. Guys, let's. Let's continue on and I'm. I'm gonna go take that shower now. Alright, cool. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go count my credits. I'm gonna go look in this window. We're heading to Alderaan. Yeah, we're still gonna go take the slow route to Alderaan and free route and think about what we've done. Yeah. You know what, I'll just hang out with Pico and Garth for a bit. Yeah, yeah. They make good conversation. Are you guys okay? Like, seriously, like, you guys creeping me out.
38:53
What happened is it's hard to explain, I will say this, that it involved talking to a very mean Wookiee and seeing. Seeing some very weird droids. Really? Yeah. Well, yeah, I mean that would mess anyone's way up. Was the Wookiee shaved? Yeah. Well, it wasn't your type of Wookiee. Oh no. Wookiee. No. Yeah. I'm so disappointed about this. We. So we're trying to set this up to be that one of those sort of like kind of nihilistic, fading out emotional sort of ends of an episode. But Yusa keeps trying to bring it back in with that we'll say, I'm just going to get aboard my ship. I'm going to take a nice long hot shower and think about the choices that I have made that have led me to so far away from my glorious swamps that I grew up in.
39:52
And with that we're going to end this session. Right guys? Rick would say wubba luba dub. Which means, you know, obviously we're experiencing great emotional pain at this moment. So you can of course catch up while we deal with these issues that we're just trying to work through at this moment. You can catch up on all issues of Scruffy Nerf hurts on our website, certainpov.com, our social media is there. Patreon if you want to be a part of this podcast, you can also share all the different podcast fees that we've got. All of that is@ certainpov.com and on until next week. Stay scruffy my nerf herders.cpov certainpov.com.